Ring Ring…..Ring Ring.
Hello… Aye, hang on son, I’ll see if he’s in, I think he’s in the bath….
(shouts upstairs)
wanmankylung….That’s Jeremy on the phone for you…. say’s he wants to fight you……….Aw haud oan a minute……. Whit’s that Jeremy?……… you don’t want tae fight him?………. cause yer a pacifist?………Economic Sanctions is it? ….whit? Like, dock his pocket money kinda thing?….I’ll be honest with you Jeremy, I’m no sure that’ll work…….Aye, awright , I’ll tell him…….. Cheerio.
(Hangs up)
(Shouts up the stairs)
wanmankylung….That wis Jeremy on the phone for you…. Says he wants to offer you refugee status and a cooncil flat in Rothesay following some open discussions aboot your global thermonuclear war thing….. now will you get oot that bath?
You’re supposed to be at your Axis of Evil meeting at half six and ye need to dry yer hair.