Next hipster trend?

hipsters have a really nice lifestyle and you are all massively jealous 😀

plus i think fashion trends are already decided years in advance. Don’t companies work on a book that dictates fashion? or something.

AD&D

In all seriousness, that’s a good suggestion. Inspired by Stranger Things.

Cassettes will be the new vinyl.

You’re already behind the curve on that one.
It’ll be 8-track next, you mark my words!

Them hipsters can get their hands off the brisket.

Ill go for non smart phones,

Izal medicated slidy bog roll not very fingerproof but very useful as tracing paper and has a weird scent

Spitting and proper Fighting.

what redmex said. lol at this thread

Kaftans.

Making your own artisan pottery out of clay dug from your back gard

I recon it wil be artisan drugs……… organic single origin heroin cooked up in triple distilled organic goat piss.

Cassettes will be the new vinyl.

Limited edition MP3s with all the 1s and 0s typed by hand

knitting (using dog hair or something)

Kicking myself – saw a copy of this in a jumble sale, now I find out its selling for £76!

Mullets are on the way back, you mark my words!

Hardcore Porn on VHS.

Incredibly complicated recipies.

Danish is where it’s at right now; sales of candles are booming even more thanks to hugge and a log cabin in the forest is the next must-have accessory. Obviously a Saga Norén sweater is required. Oh and weird food, dishes of seaweed on fennel served up on pebbles wetted with sea water and sprinkled with chopped dill, herring and jellyfish.

Homelessness.

With the love of vinyl at the moment, i think people will switch away from digital, so expert “artisan hedgerow grot” , hipsters planting hedges and placing slightly crispy 80’s porn into it.

Craft Thermos Flasks carrying artisan soups, such as Golden Carrot with Tibetan Coriander and hand roasted croutons.

Trousers will continue to get further up the calf, expect the “fluoro-tweed Plus Four”.

I think though the actual answer if you wanted to make money from it, is to get into:
– Tattoo removal
– Selling artisan cut throat razors so hipsters have a reason to shave beards off.
– Gadgets that fit in that stupid hole a lot of people have in their ears left from trying to fit a frisbee in their ear lobe!

And an upsurge in sales of Spam, marketed as “Pushed pork”

it’s Yuccies – Young Urban Creatives

http://mashable.com/2015/06/09/post-hipster-yuccie/

(and this is back in 2015)

We gave that Knitting with Dog Fur to some friends with a particularly hairy moulty dog…if only they’d not lost it when their house burned down (book not dog)

Artisan penis beakers

Shell Suits

Hair being worn in a mullett, soul patch, Guy Martin sidies combo

Zip up slippers like your gran wears

Wearing just one glove in a homage to Michael Jackson

Black Ray-bans becoming old, and being replaced by ski-goggles.

“Artisan, craft” pulled Pop-Tarts

Hi-Fi Cafes playing purest vinyl through a Linn/Acoustic Research/Wilson £60K system, whilst hipsters taste the coffee or beer.

Leg Jackets.

Sodomy.

Forget posh duck and orange or lumpy belgian pate, Shippams reconstitued meat paste mush with tomatoes no bigger than a malteser and redder than a Ferrari on a rough oatcake made with meal ground to the same grit spec as concrete sand

Self-flensing

Woodland retreat in a very basic willow shelter?

PM me

Trepanning

Trepanning

At the very least it may stop the Hipster tendencies

Stiletto heeled wellies

Moccasins

And possibly macrame’

And without doubt feature phones

Wax cylinders, sheet music and those pianos that play themselves

🙂 oh hipsters when you look back in many years time at yourselves. wait wont that then make it the hip thing?

Cigars

Naturism

A maglite hanging from the rear of your belt at a jaunty, yet suggestive angle.