New Car!!!

Wahooo!! Pick up my new car this weekend! Can anyone recommend me a decent bike rack?

How many salons have you got now? 😉

I suppose it will have to take an Orange 5 in white whatever rack it is ?

get a tow bar
fit a platform style rack to it
job done

I like the smiley face in the door.

Girls still buy white cars? I thought women were supposed to keep up with fashion.

binners – Member
How many salons have you got now?

*Applauds!*

do if it’s yours why is it on photobucket as belonging to stuart j davis and titled ‘My TTS’?

Nice car, but watch you don’t mark the carpet with your heels.

Actually, my five is Neon Orange. But I have considered getting it resprayed in Cloud White to match!

do if it’s yours why is it on photobucket as belonging to stuart j davis and titled ‘My TTS’?

http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg521/benmotogp46/IMG_1519.jpg

Oh god, he’s become self aware. HE’S LEARNING! SHUT IT DOWN!

wwaswas – you got me. Only joking guys, just thought I’d start a bit of “White Audi” humour as it’s been mentioned so often quite recently on threads. 😉

So you haven’t even got an Audi then? Go back to PinkBike foo’

benmotogp46 – Member

wwaswas – you got me. Only joking guys, just thought I’d start a bit of “White Audi” humour as it’s been mentioned so often quite recently on threads.

people have been banned from trail centres for less than that 👿

You’re not allowed to own a white Audi… I mean, FFS, you didn’t spend the extra £50 to get your rims custom sprayed the same hideous colour as the frame now did you! That just reeks of not trying hard enough…

Oh, and the correct Audi for a 5 owner is not a TTRS, that’s way too obviously car you’d have to buy yourself, no fleet manager in their right mind would allow that! No, you need a white A4 Avant 2 litre TDi with S-Line pack, or possibly, if you’re really obnoxious, you might be able to bully him into letting you have a Q5, again with the same options…

😉

Orange five, drives an audi. Let me guess… you’re a banker?

I have seen someone pull a road bike out of one those. It seemed to fit fine. The back seats are not for adults anyway. m

benmotogp46 – Member
wwaswas – you got me. Only joking guys, just thought I’d start a bit of “White Audi” humour as it’s been mentioned so often quite recently on threads.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

I have seen someone pull a road bike out of one those. It seemed to fit fine. The back seats are not for adults anyway. m

hehe.

Had to do Cheltenham to Newquay in the back of one of those 2 summers ago. A whole load of us going down for joint 30th’s and it was the only space left short of driving myself!.

So in I squeezed… Fortunately I had the whole back seat to myself (still not spacious) as both the driver (6ft and about 20 stone) and his GF (6ft 2 and about 16 stone) needed their seats right back too! So I was pretty much in the foetus position, sideways, in the back of the car. Fortunately I’d nabbed a couple of pillows to support the arch of my back, and a jumper to rest my head against, and I wasn’t too bad for the 3 hours journey. But I’d rather not have to do it again!

Reminds me of my old nova sr
That was white too.

Binners you made me 😀

Like this one mboy? You’re bordering on obsessive.

Nice Audi Brycey -some people can’t handle the fact that there are hard working people out there who can afford to treat themselves to nice cars and bikes 😉

Brycey that is a lovely motor, im still running my 06 A3 S-line, but I want an A4 avant soon!!!

Reminds me of my old nova sr

You sir, are the king of insults.

mboy seems to be on a one-man crusade to berate Audi drivers on the Internet (especially if they ride an Orange). They are decent cars, which makes them popular, which means a percentage are driven by idiots, which means in his book we are all idiots.

If mboy can just let me know what to replace it with so I stop being “obnoxious” I’ll run along to the dealer…

Does mboy like black BMW 5 series touring – I have one and its great for transporting my new bikes! 😆

How do people afford these cars?!? I get there is credit, but the monthly repayments on top of an average fuel bill just sounds horrendous.

How much do you need to be earning for all this?

How do people afford these cars?!?

Route 1
Step 1) work hard and earn shed loads of cash
Step 2) buy car

Route 2
Step 1) work hard
Step 2) get a job that offers a company car

Route 3)
As 1 but move up north so you don’t need a £200,000 mortgage to get a terraced house, one thing I’ve definitely noticed since moving to Teesside is the office car park has much less bangernomics going on and a lot more Audi’s and BMW’s despite a sometimes yawning pay gap so it must just be a higher disposable income after the mortgage has been paid.

I went for route 2, but my Avant is just a black SE, and I don’t own an Orange.

Clearly I’m just a wannabe. 😉

For the record you can fit 2 mtb’s in the back of the TT, the wife has one, wasn’t very happy with me though!!

what cars mboy got?

what cars mboy got?

Bet he has a vauxhall.

The TTRS is nice!

never mind the Audi, you have an Orange 5 and admit it? 😯

Have you noticed how you never see white dog poo anymore, but white cares are suddenly everywhere?

I see white dog poo all the time.

“Route 2
Step 1) work hard
Step 2) get a job that offers a company car”

This one for me. Contrary to popular perception I don’t spend my time rolling about in £100 notes in the Llandegla car park, it came with my job. I also pay BIK tax on it, and as a result picked one with a nice efficient engine. Apparently that’s not allowed either.

Don’t let them get to you Brycey, their just jealous that you have two Oranges