The lip readers
Know it ales
Gobi desert white water rafting team
Natural born loosers
The well hung parliament
Clitoris allsorts
The master debaters
The mental blanks
Forced into it
One smart bloke and a couple of retards
Please evacuate. This is not a drill
Norfolk and clue
Suffolk n close
I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
3 degrees and an A level
Ken dodds dads dogs dead
The big fact hunt
Four chaps on a fact hunt
Oh no, my pen’s running…
4 play
Quizimodo
Universally challenged
I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look
The scrambled eggheads
Bloke at the bar
Them in the corner
The shy teds
The muppets
Can I get another one of these, with some booze in it please?
Where are the rest of those bastards?
The good, the bad and we left (insert name) at home
Stool samplers
The usual suspects
And tonight’s winners are….
Inhabitants of (insert name) right nostril
Beating chastards
External moonshine of the spotless behind
The menstrual cycle display team
We thought it was a disco
Don quizote
Smarty pints
The simple minds
Trigger happy sore losers
Agatha quiztie
The pheasant pluckers
Nothing more uncomfortable than a hard stool
The periodic table dancers
More beer over here
Can we go home now?