Actually… you could have some fun with this. Nobody says it has to be your own name. Why not invent an alter-ego for yourself.
You could be RAF fighter Ace Wilberforce ‘Willy’ Crumpton-Smythe. Every time you go out on your bike you clip your vowels like an officer, wear a white cravat, and brag loudly in the pub of your wartime exploits, while downing double whiskeys
Or you could become recently arrived Spanish lethario Sierra De La Fuego, who’s just had to leave Spain for ‘business’ reasons, and grill anyone you meet about potential investment opportunities, as you need to get some serious Moolah out of the country… FAST!
Just a thought….. You could have a different identity every ride.
Think I may get some done myself now 😀