Name a thing that cant be used as a murder weapon

A car apparently.

No matter how reckless, drunk, incompetent or malicious you were there is absolutely no danger you’ll get charged with murder for mowing someone down and splattering them all over the road.

Michael Barrymores fist?

Earth worm.

A dragonfly.

A swift.

Zombie maggot will definitely kill you … slowly.

Mr Tumble?

Free oxygen (not molecule), free radical pretty nasty. Free radicals rip through dna, and lots of other stuff, so a free oxygen atom potentially deadly.

A kiss.

You could smother someone with your face etc etc but then it’s no longer a kiss. Kiss by definition is nice and therefore cannot kill. If you had poision on your lips it’d be the poison that would be the murder weapon, not the kiss.

Mr Tumble?

Dunno, he nearly caused me to go postal after sitting through CBeebies Live at the arena in Newcastle last night. Mini Tumble though, he just a cartoon, what harm could he do?