My life = Hollyoaks Ep

1 rep maxing this morning…

Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice?

It’s not as easy as the movies make out. Pretty difficult in fact, for most people. Generally speaking, the better a person is for you, the harder they are to find. Or rather, the less likely you are to find them – you can still randomly bump into them though.

A man as ruggedly handsome as yourself will never want for a contract Bravissimo. Have you considered approaching….

rather than keeping all your eggs in one basket with George 😉

i have more and more grey hairs sneaking through. looking forward to being like 40DD but i dont have time to practice the whole kneeling down with your knees in your shoes to look like a short person thing.

Speak for yourself i have shoulder length hair – it is starting to get the odd bit of grey now but at 42 I will live with that

Wafts Hair in shampoo advert style

Emsz not your fault and on balance you found out quite quickly what was going on which is probably the best outcome- still crap though

Fashion advice from here ..shudders

Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice? Not control freak, not dull, not Married!!!! Shameful, I feel a bit icky

maybe your’e fishing in the wrong pond 😉

Fashion advice? she’d do well here, we’d have her in her sisters skinny jeans and an old cardi whilst wearing brogues in no time.. but iguess she dresses ;ike that anyhoo’s.

Relationship building no matter what the gender is hard enough even when you don’t fancy someone.

Experiance, t’is all it is.

BOL

Emsz, what happened with the dental nurse?

She got brushed aside.

Im trying to work out what contract DD might have with George Clooney. Midget pornolike double?

Crofts, we didn’t hit it off in the end.

Shes texting me loads, wants to talk. I’ve just phoned her and told her to **** off and leave me alone. Can’t stand people who cheat. All the time I was talking to her I was thinking ” weeing in your shoes bitch”

LOL

Rather more importantly, did you sort your hair out?

I was thinking ” weeing in your shoes bitch”

Don’t just think it, do it! 🙂

In case you need assistance for weeing in anyones shoes…

STW should give these away as an essential accessory for the ladies on the forum.

No, I went for a sort of fringe/pony tail/ messed up look in the end LOL

No, I went for a sort of fringe/pony tail/ messed up look in the end LOL

Strange alternative to a she-wee but whatever.

emsz – you’re a girl who likes girls. There is no way on this planet you could EVER be branded a loser.

If there’s one thing I want to be more than Valentino Rossi, its a lesbian.

You’re doing it right…

If she wants to talk, talk. I doubt it will do any harm and will probably do you both good. I can think of some excellent reasons she’d want to “cheat”. You might want to too one day if you want a child that has a natural father and financial security.

No point being abusive to the other party, sounds like her head is a mess.

100! 😀

Person in ‘having sex’ shocker.

Ok, thread resurrected as, y’know, FML

You meet someone, been for coffee, and then a sort of early evening cafe dinner thing ( straight after work as it happens, so not a “date” date, more like a “meet in town, like two grown ups, bit of chat” sort of thing. )

Anyway, it’s nice, you chat, laugh, all good. You make arrangements to meet, you turn up….your date doesn’t. Not answering texts, or calls. do I phone again? Is that a bit needy?

Leave it, right?

Leave it, right?

They might have died? They probably didn’t.

Either way, move on.

Yeah, wait for them to explain. If they don’t… f em. (not literally).

I’ve got one of those ‘2 grown ups’ things on Friday 😆

Have your people call her people daaaaaahling

*salutes*

Yes sir Jamie, sir 😆

Moving on

Best thread ever.

I kidnapped a girl last night and her phone just doesn’t stop ringing.

If the annoying girl calls one more time I’m going to have to kidnap her too.

*texts Amelia to arrange meeting in secluded woodland spot*

<removes advice for 10 month old problem>

I was going to read this but I think I’ll leave it til sunday for the omnibus edition

I was going to read this but I think I’ll leave it til sunday for the omnibus edition

I would do the same, but the signing gets in the way.

I would do the same, but the signing gets in the way.

I dunno, it’s pretty much the same for every page.

…apart from one post on page 3, when it’s:

..and 3rd post down on page 2 is:

😀 😀 😀 😀
The best bit is that it changes every time I hit F5

Jamie, man in 2nd picture has bigger tits than me.

best thread ever

My disaster zone of a love life is your best thread? Thanks Molly 😆 yeti, is that you?

Omnibus editions are what Sunday afternoons are for, right?

Emsz, you’re a young attractive girl talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.. you have no idea what a disaster zone looks like 🙂

talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.

Oi! Speak for yourself 😡

I’m an Adonis…a short, fat, hairy adonis.

A bunch of fat middle aged nerds AND JAMIE

A bunch of fat middle aged nerds AND JAMIE

That’s more like it.

talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.

and Jamie the Photoshop Boy 🙂

molgrips – Member

Emsz, you’re a young attractive girl talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.

Oi! I’m a skinny middle-aged nerd!