I know someone who has a parrot that is a football fan and commentates on matches on the TV (it supports Arsenal and boos other teams – it’s owners are Geordies supporting NUFC and it argues with them about football), comments on people’s dress sense and hair styles, eats curry, likes beer, chats away about all sorts. Asks them how their night was when they come in. etc etc. It’s like a member of the family, and has been so for about 20 years. Oh, and it doesn’t bite people and jump at cyclists.
And your dog’s just eaten something like this?????
I’d move house if I were you, they’re gonna kill ya! And swap your dog for a parrot, they sound miles more fun.