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  • Mumsnet is far more entertaining than i could have ever imagined
  • maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Yes, this is why Google is directly contributing to extremism in all forms. And probably terrorism too.

    Google is affording everyone privileges previously reserved only for despotic dictators. “What time is it?” “What time would you like it to be General?”

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    And anyway, who are you to question my choices? Sod off!

    I wasn’t, I was just offering you other (possibly easier) choices, Apologies for trying to help. 😕

    Cougar
    Full Member

    I was trying to find the details of the STW / Mumsnet, ah, crossover episode.

    There’s a few links off from this[/url] thread.

    scuzz
    Free Member

    I wasn’t, I was just offering you other (possibly easier) choices, Apologies for trying to help.

    🙂 I feel a … wait for it….
    STW LOVE-IN!

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    By the way, you can just add &pws=0 to the end of the search URL to turn it off, regardless of cookies.

    But you knew that.

    scuzz
    Free Member

    Remember the “My wife is angry at me because of a dream she had”?
    There’s over 8000 search results for “Had a dream” on mumsnet.

    chakaping
    Full Member

    Try asking them a question about 10sp drivetrain compatibility though.

    Hopeless.

    kimbers
    Full Member
    richmtb
    Full Member

    Try asking them a question about 10sp drivetrain compatibility though.

    Hopeless.

    They’ve no idea about debating the finer points of helmet usage either.

    Infact on no account should you go on to mumsnet and search “helmet”

    sharkbait
    Free Member

    Mumsnet is down………. come on, who was it? 😡

    and we’re back

    chakaping
    Full Member

    ive just learnt what vore porn is

    We lead a sheltered life here.

    😯

    monkeysfeet
    Free Member

    Holy cow 8O.. I thought this place was odd…vore porn!!!!!! Quality… 😆

    fuzzhead
    Free Member

    Google “Centreparcs” and check the 6th or 7th search result that comes back 😉

    monkeysfeet
    Free Member

    Hahahaha…WTF….brilliant.

    ocrider
    Full Member

    Quality thread title, that google result 😆

    richmtb
    Full Member

    Google “Centreparcs” and check the 6th or 7th search result that comes back

    Best laugh I’ve had all day!

    rmacattack
    Free Member

    quality thread lol, centerparcs got to do with the wrong un?

    hora
    Free Member

    Voreporn and shemales?

    Shes asking what that means or if its normal?

    Says it all really. Mumsnet has alot of women asking questions who are firmly in denial of the answers infront of their face.

    peterfile
    Free Member

    Voreporn?!!! holy bejesus. 😯

    How the other half live eh?

    *tries to resist the temptation of googling voreporn images just to see what it actually looks like*

    EDIT: willpower fail 🙁

    At least it came with a hefty warning:

    For those of you who don’t understand this kind of art or cannot distinquish between real and fantasy, then you should definitely leave now. This site is not advertised on main stream websites so there’s really NO reason for you to be here unless you were really looking for this sort of stuff in the first place

    We’ll also have EvilAlex’s “Eatmebaby” super extreme cannibal art that was once hosted here when Paul ran this amazing site. We’ll TRY to keep all public images as non gorey as possible, as not to upset any prude stragglers that happen to stumble upon the site by accident. This way everyone is happy. Plenty of warnings are all over the site, so please READ everything before even clicking on links from this website!!! But for EviLAlex’s extreme cannibal art member gallery, there’s absolutely no boundaries in his works. Be prepared to see some crazy insane gorey photo editing… stuff we just cannot show in public! No models were harmed in the making of his pictures! Join Now! at our discreet SFW checkout pages.

    Remember people… this is all just fantasy! Please seek professional help if you have an inkling of wanting to see this stuff happen in real life!

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    asking questions who are firmly in denial of the answers infront of their face.

    Its just dawned on me that Molgrips might actually be a mumsnet infiltrator – playing a very long game though! 😆

    hora
    Free Member

    Remember this is all fantasy..

    Right. I imagine these people would love it to be very real though.

    Wierd. What next? Whacking off over Super Mario?

    nicko74
    Full Member

    Whacking off over Super Mario?

    erm… 😳

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Here was me thinking it’d be to do with these

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    i am banned from mumsnet

    mrchrispy
    Full Member

    /highfives rocketdog

    CountZero
    Full Member


    Way to go rOcKeTdOg!

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Details?

    xcgb
    Free Member

    Loving the Am I being unreasonable section 🙂

    This is good (CAUTION contains sweary words!)

    Calm down dear….

    http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1518945-To-want-to-give-that-face-a-punch

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Its just dawned on me that Molgrips might actually be a mumsnet infiltrator – playing a very long game though!

    Lol!

    Mrs Grips goes on there, and behaves much the same as I do on here.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    THEY HAVE A JAMMIE DODGER SMILEY!!

    I demand we upgrade the STW forum immediately. We need little icons of a custard cream, an iron, some popcorn, a pair of bombers, a wet shoe, a nuclear explosion, a back door, and the bat symbol with ‘TJ’ on it. Also, one of those lurid-haired troll doll things, and a can of spam.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Biscuit anyone?

    the bat symbol with ‘TJ’ on it.

    ROFL! Seriously.. where’s Mrs Flash? Or some other designer.. pleeeease?

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    Rocketdog are you the poo troll???? 😆

    Molgrips, I’m not a designer sorry. I’m an ex account manager (PA these days) so do know a few designery types though.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Wasn’t it you with the now legendary fourcrossjohn rainbow teddybear pic?

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    MrsToast Molgrips, MrsToast

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Poor molgrips – it must very confusing having two women posting on stw 😉

    peterfile
    Free Member

    edit: i’ll save it for later 🙂

    scuzz
    Free Member

    Doobedoo…

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Bollocks.

    MrsToast
    Free Member

    Poor molgrips – it must very confusing having two women posting on stw

    😆

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    i was banned for a thread on the sexual act that dare not be named but originated in turkey i believe. the banning was handled very nicely though i had a lovely email explaining why and it suggested i stick to STW in the future, i was registered as rocketdog though, not masquerading as a woman

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