Schwalbe as Schwabble
Mondraker as moondraker
*edit* SRAM as Ess Ram
These, along with loads of others I can’t remember atm, should be punishable by death. The excuse of “that’s just how I say it” is frankly unacceptable. You’re not pronouncing it an alternative way; you’re clearly just too thick/lazy to read and pronounce it correctly, and are therefore too stupid to live. Goodbye.
Best one I ever had was a customer in a bike shop I used to work in; he came in looking for a bike for his son (about 2-3 days before Xmas)
Him “Yeah, hi, I’m looking for one of they ‘bummkss’ bikes for ma boy”
Me “Sorry, I’m not sure what you mean”
Him “you know, one of they bummkss bikes for doin jumps an that”
Me “err… Is it a particular brand you’re after?”
Him “Aye, it might be, actually”
Me “oh right, how do I spell it?” *looking on the computer*
Him “B.M.X.”
Me “ah…”