I say Expresso on purpose.
RM.

I once drove whilst so drunk I needed to close one eye to see the steering wheel*.

I rode a motorbike with a plaster case on my forearm even though I promised the Doc I wouldn’t.

*it was an Ex Aussie army Land Cruiser and in the process of being washed out to sea on a desert island, so legal and the lessor of two evils.

i used maxxis highrollers the right way round

bongohoohaa – Member
I peek in the gym’s showers.

Our contracted computer administrators have forgotten to deactivate the ‘really-easy-to-guess-password’ that they used to initially set up the machines before removing all admin rights of staff to install programs or allow updates.

I now use this password all the time to install whatever I want on my laptop.

The ‘back’ door at work has a sign on it stating its not to be used for staff ingress/egress during normal working hours…

Pfft, yeah, right. I just don’t care.

I have been known to print in colour at work, just because it looks nicer.

My grips are red. On a blue bike. 8)

We rode our tandem on the gravel in front of Sanssouci Palace, Potsdam, Germany and got severely reprimanded by a man in a grey uniform.

😯

I use a dark visor on my crash helmet.

I don’t pay for parking if I go to Sainsburys at 07.00.

..I’ve also ridden my mountain bike offroad in Austria. I’m an internationally wanted man.

Bought a phone.

Instructions said to charge it for 16 hours before use.

Used it straight away without charging.

We rode our tandem on the gravel in front of Sanssouci Palace, Potsdam, Germany and got severely reprimanded by a man in a grey uniform.

😳

I touched the gold coronation state coach 😈

I’m drying out my wet kit from the ride into the office by draping it over a heater labelled ‘DO NOT COVER’.

I went for a pee in the Blue Peter garden.

Had double inguinal hernia surgery two weeks ago, told to take it easy for six weeks, been in the gym three times already.

I went for a pee in the Blue Peter garden.

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So it was you!
No wonder their time capsule went rusty.

I peed in a swimming pool.

zippykona

THAT’S NOT MILD!!!!!! THAT’S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!!

I don’t think I know any of you! Flounces off holding back the tears.

@Edukator
It was here that got us into trouble. It was all right to ride your bike over there but not over here you see.

I take the reflectors off

The footpath to my house has no cycling signs at each end.
I always ride to my house 😈

I sometimes take photographs using the Auto setting 😯

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Was a set-up I’m afraid… we were actually allowed, so not even a mild rule break

ONE PANINI PLEASE.

Also, I don’t care if its its, or it’s it’s – I just type its all the time anyway, its very liberating.

If my wife falls asleep before the end of a film, which has been known, I sometimes make up a different ending.

I often take more than one plastic glove when filling up with diesel, I horde the rest in my van.

I forgot, I also once stole a tea spoon from number 10 Downing Street.
Don’t tell anyone.

I surf STW when I’m NOT in work

I take the vegetable bags from Tescos in big bundles for use at home.

Similar to bigyinn, I grab handfuls of the ziplock bags at airport security to keep kit dry when riding.

I take my luggage on the airport escalators.

Pah!

I take my son on the escalators. In his buggy.

Ok OK Ok! I’ll fess up.. the front hub on my bike doesn’t match the rear, different brands AND different colours!

I take my son on the escalators. In his buggy.

I take random peoples children on the escalators (suitably drugged in a suitcase)…

I sometimes wee sitting down, I quite like it

CaptainFlashheart – Member

Pah!

I take my son on the escalators. In his buggy.
On rollerblades with no kneepads?