In the 1980’s I used a ghetto blaster to make copies of my Amstrad games

Sometimes I would copy games for my friends, basically I was running a piracy ring. I’m not sure why I’m not in jail.

I had a squirrel used to go into my loft through a gap. So I shot it in my back garden with an air rifle. There’s probably some crazy obscure rule against this.

I used an escalator when I didn’t have a dog, despite the signs saying ‘dogs must be carried on this escalator’…

I don’t always dismount when asked

I pee in the gym’s showers. sink

I’m surfing STW in work time. Again.

(Actually killing time before next appointment. And going now)

I have on occasion been known to run up the down escalator.

I’ve got barends on my 710mm wide riser bars, on my MAIN bike.

Fashion police can get bent.

I sometimes don’t quite come to a complete halt at stop signs.

Just found out of date protein powder 2 years old.

Will do a scientific experiment to see if the best before date rule is tosh.

Open the windows…and pass the bog roll.

I have boiled the kettle twice before making tea

I pee in Jim’s shower.

I shower in Jims, er, shower…

I home taped from both albums and the radio.

I home taped from both albums and the radio.

You monster. 😯 You killed the music. 😥

you’re just going to have to deal with this…

boom!

I’m not wearing pants today. 8)

Actually, i don’t like it. 😥

The day the music died.. 😥

Sometimes, I put empty After Eight envelopes back in the box.

I also occasionally eat fun size Mars bars whilst secretly pretending to be a giant…. or King size mars bars whilst pretending to be a dwarf.
Very rarely I eat the tiny Mars bars out of a box of celebrations and pretend to be a dinosaur.

Chocolate Outlaw! 8)

Wrong way round the mini roundabout leading to my street 😈

I once got a $42 fine for jay walking in Montreal.

I thought Jays came from Toronto. Maybe that’s why you got ticketed.

I made tea with water from the coffee machine once. It felt wrong, but I needed tea.

Sometimes I deliberately misplace apostrophe’s

I’m a model citizen who follows the instructions and obeys the law
..and I posted on this thread

I can hardly contain myself.

Flying back from Italy with an overweight bike bag a few weeks back.

I loaded up a rucksack as an extra carry on bag to reduce weight/charges. Then shoved it bag in the bike bag on the way to the oversize bit.

I rode up the escalator from the underground at Lime Street station.

Well when I say “rode” I rolled on to the bottom bit and jammed the front brake on while grimly hanging onto the left hand rail. (it’s a lot steeper than you think!

I did get shouted at but the bloke started laughing when I said I won’t do that again in a hurry as its quite scary.

I put at least 3 items of recycling in the rubbish bin last night.

At the top of a nice road descent. Get ****!

I put the milk into my tea before removing the teabag.

I unbuckled my seat belt before the plane came to a complete standstill last night.

I never ever, ever, read that really annoying popup advert for Men’s Health Lab Multifit (the ultimate vitamin range for men) that has been blighting my STW experience these last few days. And I never will, or click on it, or buy the damn stuff. So there!

I prefer flat pedals, even on the road bike.
I own three (well, four really) bikes but don’t own a single pair of cycling socks.
I can stop eating Pringles.
I’ve developed quite a penchant for smooth peanut butter (definitely prefer it to crunchy when combined with banana).
I have my laptop sitting on the desk and the desktop sitting underneath the desk.

Miniroundabout, wrong way – Check
Cyclists Dismount over foot bridges – Check
4th bike on a trains – Check
Ride through the “No cyclists” signs at entrance to Waverly Station – Check
Play music at 90%+ volume on my phone, ALL THE TIME! – Check

Mad Max got nutin on me!

Got pulled over by the police for speeding on my recumbent.

The policeman said “Well done, but don’t do it again.” 😀

My heating comes on at 3.30pm. I’m not home til 4/4.30pm.

Whilst your all bragging, your missing my heinous grammatical faux pas!

(I got a little rush off that one.)

The bar, stem and seatpost on my road bike are all different brands and the bar tape doesn’t match the saddle 😯

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The bar, stem and seatpost on my road bike are all different brands and the bar tape doesn’t match the saddle

You’d smash the world if you thought it’d make a pretty noise 😥

I never align tyre logos and do a 🙄 when I see the words ‘finishing kit’ used in posts. 🙂