Meeting up with a random honey off the internet

Advice?

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FatSimon to the forum please, lurrve advice required.

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can we take bets on whether it will be a bloke or not?

23 stone truck driver from Wigan fro sizzle.

Don't go out with a loaded gun…

Just in case she's actually hot, you don't need your judgement clouded by hormones! 😉

Hi, my name is Tatyana, I am loving to look for nice English man who is of loving persuasions…

It's Barnes. It has to be!

I met my wife in somewhat similar way, beware!

It's Barnes. It has to be!

the photo bears scant resemblence to me…

can I have your bike(s)?

(suspect somebody's already got dibs on yer kidneys)

Is that actually a (supposed) picture of her??

"She" may well look a bit like this:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ apparently I'm under surveillance 🙁

a random honey

Quite the wordsmith.

I sense someone is going to be walking like John Wayne before too long!

Her left shoe is way too big. Look at the gap.

is there a lemon curd option?

Another JoeBones thread

Frustrated?

a random honey

You sure she said honey not bunny ?

You want some bunny ?

How'd you get a picture of my ex?

Don't forget that the poor girl will be expecting someone looking like this….

2006 eh? thats a fair few years especially as she appears to be about 30 odd in that photo, I guess it all depends what she does for a living on how well she's faired?