Mars- anyone else seen the recent news….

Using a HUGE stretch of the imagination/two leaps forward.

You’ll need to have seen the news/Mars Rover reports for this and a bit of imagination…..

From what I gather there used to be a similar environment to earth on mars but the electrical polar field reversed etc which fracked the sky and killed/decimated everything completely.

I think man lived on Mars, had a massive war and someone pressed the nuclear button that decimated the atmosphere (similar to the sky in the film the Matrix). A small band of men and woman managed to escape in a pod that landed on earth (shades of Superman).

Kaesae? Is that you? What have you done to hora?

You’re probably right. And there was a proto-human-martian-Hora desperate to spread his seed to repopulate the planet back then too, no doubt 🙂

clubber abit like Highlander? I could be a wee bit older than Connor MacLeod.

did all the women have 3 boobs?

Ha! Another movie reference 😀

Hasn’t the earths magnetic field reversed quite recently. That’s recently in a geological timescale.

But to go along with the premise a bit…
If man had escaped in a pod from mars hundreds of thousands of years ago why would they go back to living in caves, talking in urrghs and rediscovering fire. Rather than just continuing to live in the scientifically advanced manner that they had been doing on mars.

Only one woman had three in that film…

Mars’ biggest problem is that it has no heavy elements to speak of, no heavy metallic core, and is effectively dead, so there is no tectonic activity, and low gravity, so the atmospheric oxygen just drifted out of the atmosphere. Terraforming the planet would be possible, but it would have to be ongoing, to maintain an oxy-nitro mix in the air.

And there was a proto-human-martian-Hora desperate to

change the escape pod for one that was a bit slacker/steeper/taller/shorter/longer travel/shorter travel/different colour/higher BB/lower BB etc.

Not Mars you fool, Barsoom!!

Hora, I thought better of you, but you are blatantly a tin foil hat wearing fruitloop!!

Don’t you need 3 hands to make the most of 3 boobs?

Last program I watched which discussed the Earth’s pole flipping again (it’s overdue) reckoned it wouldn’t actually be as catastrophic as some have claimed in the past – in fact very little would happen weather-wise etc. it would just be our navigation tech that went screwy. Pigeons may be **** to but then who cares?

Some if us like pigeons, but then I own rats.

Women are from Mars.
men are from Venus.

Fact.

Hora, I thought better of you, but you are blatantly a tin foil hat wearing fruitloop!!

I grew up with Teachers telling us about nuclear winter, armaggedon etc. Many a night I woke up to vivid dreams of a nuclear strike!

Some if us like pigeons, but then I own rats.

Little difference, just fur or feathers… 😉

I see a entrepreneurial enterprise brewing~ I’m going to get a warehouse full of reverse compasses.

So disappointed. I opened this thread in the hope they were releasing a Trio bar only to find it’s about the planet.

I grew up with Teachers telling us about nuclear winter, armaggedon etc. Many a night I woke up to vivid dreams of a nuclear strike!

Nah. I do that all the time. Its when, in your sleep, you’ve just let rip with a guff that’s so explosive, its the equivalent to being at ground zero, below a 7 megatonne blast

i imagine if you killed all the pidgeons thered be a surge in the rat population

i quite like pidgeons though they are an excellent example of evolutionary adaptation

For gods sake, will somebody think of the cockroaches!

A rare photo showing hora and binners just after landing:

Well, did you ever…what a swell party this is !!

A rare photo showing hora and binners just after landing:

😆

jivehoneyjive –

Don’t you need 3 hands to make the most of 3 boobs?

That shows worryingly little imagination…

Rachel

jivehoneyjive – Member

Don’t you need 3 hands to make the most of 3 boobs?

Maybe a long tongue would help…. 🙂

did all the women have 3 boobs?

“Awww baby you’re making me wish I had 3 hands”

Don’t you need 3 hands to make the most of 3 boobs?

😕 Oh dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear

decimated the atmosphere

What happened to the rest of it, afterwards?

muppetWrangler

But to go along with the premise a bit…
If man had escaped in a pod from mars hundreds of thousands of years ago why would they go back to living in caves, talking in urrghs and rediscovering fire. Rather than just continuing to live in the scientifically advanced manner that they had been doing on mars.

Because a certain amount of infrastructure must exist before technology becomes viable. For example, you need a coal mine and an iron ore mine, to make steel to make a bridge. Then you need the steelworks. So even if you know how to make steel, you might not be able to do it. In fact, the limiting factor will be the population, so you might need to spend a while doing subsistance farming to support enough people, so then you can move to agribuisness farming so that those people can now concentrate on mining, and so on etc.