Can I tell my story again?
When I was 16-20 I worked in Two Wheels Good in Leeds. Had a bloke come in one day asking about cycling shorts.
“I ride to work, 20 miles each way… Got these shorts – y’know… wink… the ones with the chammy liner? you wear ’em without pants underneath don’t you… wink”… he says.
“Thats right.” I said.
“Anyhow”, he continues, “I’ve got about six months out of this pair, and they’ve had it really. Tried chammy creme in them for the last month, but its no good. I think I’ll have a new pair”.
“OK”, I say… “well, here’s what we’ve got – if you’re putting the mileage in, these Cannondale ones are great. Synthetic chammy, 8 panel construction”…
“Ah”, says the customer, “synthetic chammy?”… Er, so, wow… would that mean I could wash them?”