Kate Winslet – How long do we give it?

I don’t wish to be uncharitable at this time of year but I notice that Kate has just married a young man who has changed his name to Ned RocknRoll… You can’t say she hasn’t been warned.

I mean if you are going to do something like that, why not choose ‘Trevor Titfeatures’ or ‘Nobby McGoo’? At least it might be more accurate.

Meh. I’m afraid you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a toss.

good luck to them, life is a short and brutal affair, so take happiness wherever it may be and whatever name it possesses.

He’s 34, looks like a stockbroker and is a member of the Branson family. Hardly a 17 year old crack addict looking for a few quid.

Good luck to ’em.

All women should marry someone younger, it should be ‘the rules’.

When did STW turn into Heat magazine?

OK. Here she is on a bike.

Smashing.

Have you seen her fadge ?

She seems to like showing it off you know !

OK. Here she is on a bike.

She needs her tyres blowing up 😀

She needs her tyres blowing up

nah, she’s just got a fat midget in the back

Bikes have more wheels then when I last rode them, is this the new 29er.

Bikes have more wheels then when I last rode them, is this the new 29er.

According to that picture, that bike only has two wheels. I’m insure what supports the fat midget at the other side.

The other wheel I can see probably. Unless that’s heely on her right foot?

Riding on the pavement, you wouldn’t catch an STWer doing such a thing 😉

I seem to remember that she rescued Granny Branson from a fire on the Island that Richard owns.

The newcMr Winslet is a Branson family member is he not? In which case he should afford s good haircut.

Kryton57, you have seen his uncle?

Have you seen her fadge ?

Yes. It wasn’t that appealing.