Meh, give me a meths stove.
I’m never in that much of a hurry when out camping.
Bottles good for a sniff too.
I thought the same too piemonster, I was never that much in a hurry either, quite happy to use my meths cooker, but after borrowing one for a week at work, I have not looked back!
Easy to fire up, boils insanely quick, easy to cook with, does not seem to use much gas as other burners I have had in the past, no leaky meths sarnies either anymore.
Even bought the coffee press, for my daily coffee break.