I've got an E-bike. Ask me anything.

Am I allowed pudding tonight?

Why did Bungle from Rainbow wear pyjamas when he went to bed but was quite happy to jump about bollock naked during the day?

Why did Bungle from Rainbow wear pyjamas when he went to bed but was quite happy to jump about bollock naked during the day?

18. The PJ’s were for warmth, gets cold at night round there. A psychologist would question why you have fixation on bear c*cks?!

What will it be when Charles takes over,

Buggered?

Am I allowed pudding tonight?

19. If you’re the Gary M I think you are…. I’d not have pudding tonight. You know why.

I don’t think I am.

There are machine guns and there are sub-machine guns. In what way are the latter sub? Are they just inferior machines?

20. Inferior in a way. They use lower calibre ammunition compared to machine guns. Basically they are super handguns with a slightly longer body.

Which Gary M do you think Gary M is?

I only have a seeded granary loaf at home. Should i still have a fish finger sandwich for tea tonight?

can you count and are you avoiding the building question?

18. It’s a 720. It was in reasonable condition… I had to bolt on upgrades, new brakes, stem, bars, dropper etc. But I’ve had to do this with all the bikes I’ve bought 2nd hand.

18. The PJ’s were for warmth, gets cold at night round there. A psychologist would question why you have fixation on bear c*cks?!

We have “Victorian” to describe stuff when Victoria was about, “Georgian” for George times, and then “Elizabethan” for the Elizabeths. What will it be when Charles takes over, will we use Charlesian or Charlsan or Charlean or something else?

21. By the time he sits on the throne he’ll have 10 years left in him tops. Can 10 years be called an era and therefore be classed with a name?? However this is an easy answer the era would be called the Third Caroline Era which is latin for Charles. We’ve already had 2 previous king Charles-eses.

I only have a seeded granary loaf at home. Should i still have a fish finger sandwich for tea tonight?

22. Only if you have ketchup to go with it. If not.. I suggest cheese on toast.

is it ok to start building work at 4pm on sunday?

23. Only if you have all the necessary materials in place before hand. Most major DIY stores shut at 4pm on a Sunday. Plan ahead.

Can you put the front brake on and do big burn outs?

Do you think you really need E bike specific kit though? I weigh more than you and your bike together ( yes yes I’m a lard arse!) and don’t have issues with brakes, or destroy cassettes chains on any of my bikes?

Can you put the front brake on and do big burn outs?

24. I haven’t tried. I think you could get away with relatively small one on some loose ground. However I’d run the risk of being labelled a “dick” for the rest of my life. It’s a title which is hard enough to avoid on an ebike.

Do you think you really need E bike specific kit though? I weigh more than you and your bike together ( yes yes I’m a lard arse!) and don’t have issues with brakes, or destroy cassettes chains on any of my bikes?

25. I’d say the chain needs to be ebike specific. The torque that goes through it will lead to premature wear. I haven’t gone overboard with the brakes just some regular Shimano XT’s. Buying some full DH Saints did cross my mind but that would be overkill. Everything else I bolted on was just stuff I’d put on a normal bike. It comes with a 60mm stem and really short bars – that had to be sorted straight away.

It’s a title which is hard enough to avoid on an ebike.

Too late

Is it OK to use shower gel in the bath?

Too late

26. Not a fan? Curious?

Is it OK to use shower gel in the bath?

27. Yea. In a pinch I’ve used shower gel as bubble bath. However… the other way round – Bubble bath as shower gel. I think we can all agree is wrong.

Have you got nothing better to do than answer inane questions on STW?

Should I stay or should I go now?

Was your conversion from penis to vag painful ?

Do penguins have knees?

Why when everyone but me in the office leaves at 4pm does the senile old admin lady always come in at 4:30 to ask if they’re still here?

What’s so good about bees knees?

What other things you can’t be bothered putting any effort into have you got electric versions of?

Tin opener? Car windows?
😉

Why when everyone but me in the office leaves at 4pm does the senile old admin lady always come in at 4:30 to ask if they’re still here?

28. My office days are behind me. But it used to be the cleaner. She was a gob-shite.

What other things you can’t be bothered putting any effort into have you got electric versions of?

29. Power steering on my car. Sometimes I used lifts. I do enjoy escalators. Automatic doors are hard to avoid. I’ve had a remote control for my TV since the 80’s that saves a lot of bother. Emails they save a whole of effort. My mobile phone saves me walking 120 miles to my mum’s house to check on her. At some point I’ve been sneered at for using all of these.

What’s so good about bees knees?

30. They are designed so that pollen and nectar stick to them. Without bee’s knee’s we’d struggle to pollinate plants and feed all humans on the planet.

Should I stay or should I go now?

31. Stay and ask a question about E-bikes if you’ve got one.

What is Chewkw?

Was your conversion from penis to vag painful ?

32. It was but totally worth it to be with your dad not just emotionally but physically.

Do penguins have knees?

33. They do, however they are covered by there body so you don’t see them very often.

What is Chewkw?

34. Chewbacca’s sister.

32. It was but totally worth it to be with your dad not just emotionally but physically.

😀

& Hello mummy xx

Have you ever queued for toast in a hotel?

Four, Fourteen why not Fourty?

Have you ever queued for toast in a hotel?

35. Quite a few times. Sometimes you go to those fancy hotels and they have one of those toast conveyor belts machines – awesome. I would probably be called a cheat for using a toaster though as I didn’t build a fire, bake the bread then toast it myself. Toasters are for fat lazy gits.