It's a bit late, but here's the Friday Athletic and Aesthetic thread!

No real theme today, brain isn't really functioning properly! So, as ever, just some nice pictures of people who are both athletic AND aesthetic. Keep 'em clean, keep 'em real sportspeople and away we go….!

Recent world beating British swimmer, Kerri-Anne Payne, with one for the ladies, Mark Foster;

The girl herself, with a medal from Beijing

Cedric the entertainer

And, it wouldn't really be the A&A without a spot of Emily Batty

Over to you, folks!

you can see part of her vulva in that picture

[and no, banning me for being dyslexic would be inappropriate]

Not a good shot of Emily IMO, in 30 years she's going to look like my Aunty does now, off-putting!

with one for the ladies, Mark Foster

Thought he was one for the men, so to speak.

Emily Batty? Not showing her teeth? how disappointing!

thats better

CFH isnt the AA about sport? So waht does cedric does in it? I think he shouldn't be allowed until he won something for a change. I don't think there is a shortage of DH riders from the other side of the channel that actually have won stuff…

Now that does really pisses me off.

Pour Juan….

😉

Gracia –
2003 Rampage WIN
2004 Adidas Slopestyle WIN
2007 Crankworx WIN
2009 Urban DH WIN

I wouldn't mind a record like that 😉

Another one that's (not) for the ladies, my personal hero and the reason that Mark Foster isn't one for the ladies… Colin Jackson!

So he won only 4 races and got more cover than people that won races with an acutal competition…

CFH mucho better…

Another one that's (not) for the ladies

Is that, like, official? Cos I always said that about him and MrsDezB reckoned it was just his Welsh accent!

Another one that's (not) for the ladies

Is that, like, official? Cos I always said that about him and MrsDezB reckoned it was just his Welsh accent!

I'm sure him and Mark Foster are Bumping uglies together…

Pretty official, went out with a swimmer that was coached by Mark and she told me! What a pity they couldn't have children eh? THAT would be advancement of the species for sure.

Emily Batty is getting a bit tired for this thread and she is not looking exactly athletic and aesthetic in that picture!

Other pictures are fine!

Also here's one I like: –

Natalie Gulbis

Lokelani McMichael

Bia & Branca

you can see part of her vulva in that picture

[and no, banning me for being dyslexic would be inappropriate]

Eh?

Foster? Really? Not a ladies man?

Can’t wait to tell the missus. It might stop her rubbing her thighs in the Vic Reeves style when he is on TV.

Bia & Branca, 80s-style soft-porn-wrestlists? 🙄 🙂

you can see part of her vulva in that picture

[and no, banning me for being dyslexic would be inappropriate]

Eh?

Look again and check the spelling 🙄

I assume it's a reference to the Volvo in the background 😕

Mmmmm. Swedish family estate. Lovely

I assume it's a reference to the Volvo in the background

FYI spelling out the joke rather spoils it 🙁

Lifted from Stephen Fry about 10 years ago:
"Vulvas, vulvas, vulvas – fully cervixed"

Well I guess it's not really a joke if nobody understands it or is sure which picture he's even talking about!

That girl with the Calnago hasn't got any strides on. How unlikely is that? Did she just wake up and think "I know, I just go for a bike ride, I shan't bother with shorts or owt"

There's no realism in soft porn these days… 🙄

That's Jo Whiley with the Colnago, innit?

A couple of pics from the World Cup 2008, name's on the tip of my tongue….

Simon Carter or something? 😉

he he!

"name's on the tip of my tongue" fungiform papillae?(sp)

Well I guess it's not really a joke if nobody understands it or is sure which picture he's even talking about!

it's still a joke even if you don't understand it :o)

Oldgits favourite, hmmm that sounds like some kind of sauce, anyway the lovely Emilia.

heres my entry

That's Jo Whiley with the Colnago, innit?

more like tea leoni, i'd say…

No Queen Victoria yet?

La Batty shows us her pussy here;