Is the Internet broken?

Oh. Arse. It would appear not.

Did you unplug it to do the hoovering?

Did your Butler switch it off when he plugged in your foot warmer?

It’ll be the bloke with the coat stand issues throwing a strop, I suspect.

Did you google Google?

Everyones know that brakes the internetz

It’s working now–someone must’ve turned it off and on again

All the bandwidth is being taken by the comet landing, that or by streaming One Direction.

I blame the Cardassians.

has she got an inflatable bottom?

That picture reminds me of Mary Ann Barnes, Queen of all the Acrobats.

has she got an inflatable bottom?

It looks like it’s being sucked in to a black hole.

CFH hoovering.

It’s not even plugged in.

Always the detail Dez,always the detail.