Why would not following them ‘make you look like a tool’?
And as you don’t follow them, why would you care?
Oh FFS! They offer a comedic self-deprecating view of cycling. I worry about anyone who thinks otherwise. However, a lot of the things in there I personally think do look pretty daft on the road, either aesthetically:
– mis-matched team kit
– glasses inside helmet straps
Or performance wise:
– peaks
– Camelbaks etc
There are plenty that are stupid (but clearly tongue in cheek):
– (>130mm) slammed stem
– saddle back
But as said, anyone who actually takes them seriously is an oaf!
Edit:
Let’s face it, ‘The Rules’ have been adopted as gospel by the exact same sad, judgemental,self-deluded, imaginagion free, pro cyclist wannabees and try hards that they set out to satirise.
Spot on.