if you were starting a punk rock band what would it be called

i’m bored at work so here goes

either “coffin dodgers”
or “scroutal trauma”

crotch rot

Rectal Vomit.

The C*nts

Punkspanker
It’s going to be a german punk group though, with David Hasslehoff on vocals.

Uncle Dandong and the love puppies
crack the cocker foodle
stang, stunk and bibby too
shadow pie knee tap

l33t

For the lulz.

The Sanity Trowels

“**** you, you ****ing ****” would be nice and catchy and look good on a T shirt.

VOID as it would be stamped across all the gig tickets and save people from being exposed to my guitar playing / singing 🙂

the sex pistols

Jizzlobbers

hows about anachronistic.

or 30 odd years too late…

Swingin Bawbags

i was trying to descirbe my manhood the other day, the best describion i could give was “the inch long slong” could make a good band name, lol

enjoy

I was the frontperson/guitar in a (local crap gigs) band called ‘The Liquid Silk Explosion’.

We were not very popular.

But then what do you expect if you attempt to upset your audience with Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’. With a drum solo in the middle.

jizz vacuum

J’aime le vagin

asbo

Thrunge and Thrutch.

Crass – just to cause confusion and ticket sales

Some of our students bands have good names. The Hornosexuals are doing well at the moment. Dial 9 For juice are popular too.

There was a ska-punk band called Hot Quiche Conspiracy who were very good.

I wouldn’t give my band a name, now there’s rebellion.

Cat Sachet.

Kill All Politicians

Sh*tbag
Spank
Apoplexy

Clit. But the gigs would be empty cos no blokes could find us.

Clit. But the gigs would be empty cos no blokes could find us

Ba-boom tsh!

vdubber – was listening to “feeding the 5000” on my mp3 on Saturday, girlfriend hates them – she’s a bit young to get them

anus thathcher

Period 😯

FOUR FRIED CHICKENS AND THE DRY WHITE TOAST

Two Whores Race

Ferdinando Scum & The Washbasins

I used to be in a band called Seven Dead Astronauts. 1986 – 1990.

It was changed to Seven Dead Americans after Chumbawumba said the name was too shocking*

http://www.myspace.com/johnhoomusic

*well, maybe it wasn’t Chumbawumba, but we did open for them once

fistful of assholes

Devil’s cucumber

The New Ruts

F*ck $hit W@nk Pi$$ C0ck ****t $hitter

That’s got a nice ring to it, and it’d be great to see the look on my mum’s face when she asked me what the name of my band is.