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  • If you could have a super power…..
  • emma82
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    What would it be? (I’m watching the incredibles hence me’ thinking about it!!) 🙂

    I reckon being able to torch things with my bare hands would be cool. Or fly. Or make snow!!

    What would yours be??

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    Ok, before anyone says them ..America / USSR / Russia / Colonial Britain

    Now that’s out the way the ability to stop time, or ‘bend’ it like Hiro off of Heroes, but being able to stop it for everyone else would do.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    invisibility (but without the need to be naked) think of the gigs you could sneek into without paying!

    iDave
    Free Member

    I’d be invincible. That would be sufficient.

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    invisibility (but without the need to be naked) think of the gigs you could sneek into without paying!

    My order would be:

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    Robbing stuff
    Getting into gigs

    KT1973
    Free Member

    Invisibility.
    Womens changing rooms.
    Arrested again.
    Not really invisible.
    Deluded perv.
    3 years gov

    ton
    Full Member

    i dont want superpower, i want awesomeness……… 😀

    bassspine
    Free Member

    Frozone is damn superfly

    emma82
    Free Member

    Isn’t awesomeness a superpower though ton? If you are truely awesome you can do anything…. even sneak up on naked ladies and get into gigs for free? 😉

    Steve-Austin
    Free Member

    Flying. I would love to be able to fly

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    I would like to be able to turn used tea bags into ten pound notes… and see naked ladies.

    Also. I find Mrs Incredible strangely attractive.

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    to be able to control the Flippertygippertying weather.

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    I would like to be able to turn used tea bags into ten pound notes… and see naked ladies.

    You can achieve this effect by going to any ‘gentlemans club’ and placing used teabags in the waistband of the scantily clad dancing hostesses. They rarely notice until much later, probably.

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    ohhh!sneaking up on a naked Mrs Incredible!!

    line up here!

    fubar
    Free Member

    After 3 hours driving today I’d really like to be able to teleport between places.

    CashCowell
    Free Member

    The ability to change other people’s posts…

    mooman
    Free Member

    Anybody see that episode of the X-Files with the guy who could turn invisible?
    he got knocked over by a car …driver didnt see him … there are pitfalls obviously!

    derek_starship
    Free Member

    Being able to fly whilst invisible – add that extra risk factor – especially around airports. Would I need a pilot’s license though?

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    😉

    martinxyz
    Free Member

    just go for x-ray specs. no need to be breaking the law by entering changing rooms etc ;O)

    sharki
    Free Member

    I’m happy with the one i’ve got.
    Being able to control it better would be useful.

    emma82
    Free Member

    Ha, Sharki do tell or am I too innocent 🙂 ??

    juan
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    Finding a job is my top-priority superpower right now 🙁

    Zoolander
    Free Member

    Being able to fly….
    Imagine everyday would be an uplift day 🙂

    emsz
    Free Member

    Magical powers.

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    The power to heal, a bit more worthwhile me thinks!

    lobby_dosser
    Free Member

    gritter man- instead of spiderwebs, I would dispense grit. Over the past couple of weeks, I would have been awesum.

    bikemonkey
    Free Member

    Have given this lots of thought.

    My wish would be “to be an expert an anything I turned my hand to”. Means you can learn languages, play guitar, perform brain surgery or anything.

    Pretty cool huh?

    chakaping
    Full Member

    Being able to duplicate myself, so one of me could go out for a ride while the other was working.

    I’ve thought about it a lot, and that’s definitely the one I want.

    chakaping
    Full Member

    gritter man

    Do you not worry that people would assume your superhero name was a rhyming slang reference?

    emma82
    Free Member

    Lobby dosser we might not get on if my superpower is to make snow, I don’t want you ruining it once I’ve spread it around !!

    sharki
    Free Member

    Emma.

    Whilst on my wander this year, i once again found myself having not eaten all day. Well apart from a pasty i was given at 10am.

    I’d been walking for 7hrs and was struggling. A sea mist came over cutting visibility to a few metres.

    The humidity was high and i was sweating lots.

    Nobody was offering me food or work, but i had managed a few drinks, teas, juices, etc.

    I stopped and looked up towards the sky and with every bit of faith i held i made an order for 4 things from the universe.

    1. I was hungry so ordered a hot meal
    2. The weather had turned very damp, i ordered a good shelter(i had no
    tent)
    3. I was sticky with sweat, i ordered a hot shower.
    4. I’d not had wine in ages..i ordered a glass of wine.

    I knew of a village a several miles away called Crafthole, it was when i get to there i wanted these things delivered to me.

    And with faith and confidence that the universe would provide i walked on.

    2hrs later and having forgot i’d made these orders i reached Crafthole.

    A dozen houses and a pub! The pub didn’t wish to let me trade my time for a meal so i sat in the corner, damp, wet and tired.
    I wrote my journal, then stood to leave throwing my back pack on my back.

    A man remarked on what i was doing.

    30mins later i had a summer house to sleep in, he cooked me a some pasta and sauce. He offered me a shower and when i came down, a bowl of pasta and a glass of wine was presented to me.

    It may not be a conventional super power like some, but for me it’s real one and serves me well in many strange ways.

    Like i said i can’t control it, so it doesn’t always work.

    You may call it fate, but for me getting those 4 things at the place i requested, was more than just fate.
    There’s another, but that’s just been a response from ex’s when i’m plying my trade 🙂

    Perhaps you’re to innocent to say more.
    You wish you never asked now.

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    Being able to duplicate myself, so one of me could go out for a ride while the other was working.

    I’ve thought about it a lot, and that’s definitely the one I want.

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    30mins later i had a summer house to sleep in, he cooked me a some pasta and sauce. He offered me a shower and when i came down, a bowl of pasta and a glass of wine was presented to me.

    Your superpower is being attractive to predatory gay men??

    kaesae
    Free Member

    sc-xc – Member

    You have the internet and you have eyes ❓

    Where’s your head at ❓

    Pull it out, pull it out ❓ 😯

    Seeing naked ladies 😯 🙄 😳 😥

    kaesae
    Free Member

    What super power would I have if I could 😯

    I’m not sure if it would interfere with me being a SEX GOD!

    But I’m not willing to take the chance!!!!

    lobby_dosser
    Free Member

    but emma, you would have melted it already with your flamin’ hands 😀

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    Sharki: 🙂

    Weather control would be handy.

    emma82
    Free Member

    Sharki not sure whether to 🙁 or 🙂
    But…..kindness/faith (in humanity not god) & Human spirit are, I believe, pretty awesome super powers, shame more people don’t posses(sp?) them. I wouldn’t call it fate I’d call it life, sometimes you meet good eggs when you need them most other times they’ll happily screw you over and leave you with nothing but people arent so keen to share those stories 🙂

    Either way, I’d still prefer making snow 🙂

    sharki
    Free Member

    No need for any 🙁 it’s all :-)and 😈 now

    I can make snow……..

    ………..yellow.

    And flying would be the power for me. The only thing i’d need.

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