I have a Singletrack family

The nutty professor.

(I really wish I could get to sleep)

The Sting

Inside Out

The big easy – for when you have a push, wipe, pull.
The fighter – constipated
High plains drifter – for the one that won’t flush away
Mississippi burning – morning after the curry
Speed – for diarrhea
Ghost – for the one that leaves not a trace!

Run(s) Fat Boy Run(s)

Forrest Dump

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Immaculate Conception – for the magical occasions when you simply do not need to wipe.

The Gold Rush

For the constipated
9 1/2 Weeks

28 Days

Enemy at the Gates
Anaconda
Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles

The good, the bad & the ugly.

21 Grams
Goodbye, Mr Chips
Gone baby gone
Waterworld
Fire down below
Gone With the Wind
Meet Joe Black (post Guinness session)

Blazing Saddles.

Post curry ride film.

For big loads or air bursts…

Closer to The Edge

Reminds me of the famous piece of graffiti on a movie poster for the film Earthquake – which was left with the tagline intact:

Fartquake. Will it ever end?

For those who have eaten too many prunes and are still on their way upstairs:

Bravefart

When on holiday.

“The Italian Jobby”

Close Encounters of the Turd kind

The Rock
Rocky
The Wipers Times
In A Valley of Violence

Post curry – Fahrenheit 451
Constipated – Hamburger Hill
Winter related – Cool Runnings

Not had this yet?
The Running Man

After a night on the Guiness last weekend – Black Beauty.

I was proud of my achievement 😆

The next door cubicle a while back:
Easy Rider

Constipated? ‘Labyrinth’ see also ‘When the wind blows’

Steven Segal has plenty covered:
Exit wounds
Fire down below
The glimmer man
The belly of the beast
The keeper
Maximum conviction
Under siege

The Whole Nine Yards

The one we all dream of – The Big Easy

Das Boot

After a night on the Guiness last weekend

Black Mass

Classic of the genre

Die Hard.
The Full Monty.
Fight Club

Anything with Tom Cruise in it.

Event Horizon.
Help!

Five Easy Pieces

Anything with Tom Cruise in it.

Why didn’t I think of it before?

Days of Thunder

Risky Buisness.

the man’s a goldmine!

Anything with Tom Cruise in it.

Top Grunt

BigGlorious BlastTurds

Pan’s Labyrinth

the man’s a goldmine!

Eyes Wide Shut?

Top Grunt

Top Guff
Tropic thunder

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Errr. Magnolia or Jerry Maguire 😐

Jerry Maguire!! Brilliant 😆