How many of you are bored stiff at work and clock watching waiting for it to end

Name : Ronald Braygan
CMR : 43/100
Likes : Swinging saloon doors, hard goat liquor, weeing in Randolph Scott’s boots
Dislikes: The word ‘sheesh’ and the phrases ‘via con dios’ and ‘mi casa zu casa’

yellow card brooess, yet another bird

Someone please photoshop a piano infront of Stevie Bunder.

Someone cleverer than me with photos – please complete Stevie !!!

Name: OOZI 9 Carroteater
CMR: CLASSIFIED
likes: Fu**in SH*T UP!
Dislikes: THE TALIBAN. THE POSITION OF HIS TRIGGER!

Damn, redhouse, that’s a strong play.

* dons Thinking Cat and considers appropriate fight-back strategy *

I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT ONE. I HAD TO SERIOUSLY STEP UP

Australia this morning

Hey, the game’s not over yet. 😉

* Doffs cap to OOZI 9 Carroteater *

Thinking of firing up photoshop, but I have a genuinley horrific amount of hoovering to do in a short space of time.

Molgrips, can’t you just go guy hoovering – a swish here, a swish there, done, boy the missis is gonna be proud of me – and get to the serious business of the day?

If not for us, then for little Stevie…

…don’t make me write a charity single…

in the name of stevie! put down the hoover!

Name: Daisy Mooyan
CMR: 2/100
Likes: Clozapine, Arthur C Clarke, tin foil hats
Dislikes: That huge fireball in the sky, HEEEELLLPPPP

Name: Don Wong IV aka ‘The Scourge of the Dusk Vole Ninjas’
CMR: 43/100
Likes: Cherry Blossom, Multi-purpose hats and pwning thieves with bombers works like a charm
Dislikes: over-sweet Saki, voles wearing handlebar moustaches

Name: Tony bananahammock
CMR: 33.333r
Likes: toe of camel, Fargo, mr muscle
Dislikes: sand, sandwiches,egg timers,sandles,jimmy choo

Name : Steve
CMR : 22
Likes : spending all day on STW, discussing tyres, trolling noobs, looking at bike porn, Python, Unix, Iphone, Ipad, I-whatever-comes next, buying new things for my bike, selling the last new things I bought and then comlaining about the guy who bought them, saying how I have 38 bikes but need another one, looking at my 2 actual bikes, imagining riding my bikes, colour coordinating my bikes, wood bruning stoves, £400 coffee machines, saying the thing you like about bikes is poor, finding someone who posted a thing that has already been posted – burn **** burn!
Dislikes : Mud, the wet, the heat, outdoors, trail centres, riding my bike.

😉 [obligatory I’m just kidding you, love you all really smiley, don’t burn me… 😀 ]

Name: zoltan the great mind warrior
CMR: “you will give me 100”
Likes: quantum mechanics, chaos theories, earrings, honey dipped monkey scrots
Dislikes: brian cox! that is all!

name – Winky von Wankletooten
CMR – 3/100
Likes : cracking one off when no-one is looking
Dislikes : cracking one off whilst being watched

Name – Ianto the Infinity Dog
CMR – exponential calculus multiplied by unlimited woof woof-bow wow/100
Likes : 3 Stooges, 2 Ronnies, 1 mind-blowing psych trip into the unknown
Dislikes : H G Wells, Tranmere Rovers and getting whacked in the chops by Ianto’s majestic nutsack

Molgrips, can’t you just go guy hoovering

Hehe, I do all the hoovering around here. Which is to say, not often. We’re paying someone £50 to come clean the carpets properly this evening, on account of them being really very shitty.

Name : What? Help! who? Christ! Who are you people?
CMR : arrrggghhh!
Likes : Way too much acid.
Dislikes: Way too much acid.

Some excellent contenders here… anyone keeping tabs on who’s winning?

Confused Dog says:

my top 3 so far is

1. oozi 9 carroteater
2.lanto the infinity dog
3.: What? Help! who? Christ! Who are you people?

Hows this for a deal……at 4pm we have a vote on the best, i will send the winner a 4 pack of there choice of lager?

A curfew might be in order…

And I have over an hour and a half to reach-around your oozi 9 carroteater.

😀

Hows this for a deal……at 4pm we have a vote on the best, i will send the winner a 4 pack of there choice of lager?

This is STW, four bottle of your favourite obscure micro brewery real ale…

A curlew might be in order…

If you insist.

Name: Annette “Twinkletoes” Beige
CBR: 34/100
Likes: Throwing some mad shapes on the dance floor. And throwing TVs out of hotel windows.
Dislikes: Paul McCartney

captian im afraid its another bird!
Although annette and i share the same dislike for that wrinkled scouse berk!

Name: Trifling Ed
CMR: 12
likes: black hair dye, gothic music,robert smith
Dislikes: Not being able to reach behind and finish the Dyeing process!

For Molly:

Name: Ruthie ‘the Rug’ Rodriguez
CMR: 17.5/100
likes: charging good decent STW folk the bargain price of only £48.50 to tongue-clean their rugs, carpets and assorted middle-class upholstery, dawn or dusk
Dislikes: outsource carpet cleansing ‘specialists’ who bend good decent STW folk over, Ruthie’s motto being ‘ain’t no rug cleaning job worth more than £49.00, inc. VAT’

Name : Simon
CMR : -14
Likes : Hugs, contemplative solitude, the ripple of breeze across a wild meadow, butterflies, the smell of egyptian cotton sheets dried outside on a sunny day.
Dislikes : The blackouts, The voices, Waking up covered blood after loosing three days and with no idea where I am, just the slow dawning knowledge that it has happened again.

Name: Laquisha
CMR: 42
Likes: denzel washington
Dislikes: drunk zebras trying it on

Name: Mrs I’ll show you my Tiggywinkle if you show me yours
CMR: 2.71828
Likes: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
Dislikes: Rupert Holmes, Immac

Name: Dances with Essex Girls
CMR: 32/100
Likes: The cocktail mixers at Trader Vic’s, quality tailoring and coiffure and Chinese food
Dislikes: The fact that they closed down Lee Ho ****’s. Although, that;s mainly nostalgia. The menu had been going downhill for years.

And the winner is…

you for hijacking a thread with it somehow staying positive and funny.

Votes please…..

If not camo wins for making this thread pure genius

Stevie Bunnder wins it for me!

Lula De Roast for utter wrongness

The whole thread should be preserved and put in one of those time-capsules for future lifeforms to peek at. They’ll then understand how we managed to extinct ourselves. Instead of hunting and gathering and general survival, we used mankind’s most advanced invention to produce stuff like this!