How long do you spend on the throne at work?

How long do you spend on the loo at work? What’s considered too long?

I’ve recently taken the leap and started my own business. I’m on my own in my office so time away from the phone has me fretting. Went for a swift poo this morning and it had me thinking how I miss my long trips when I was employed.

Would happily spend 20 minutes getting paid to poo. Have a read of a paper. I miss it.

EDIT: 😳

Man your spelling stinks!

thrown?

Is that a typo or a lifelong misunderstanding of a commonly used name for a toilet?

🙂

Nothing worse than a rushed poo!

If I want a break at work I’ll take a break, if I want a crap I’ll take a crap – never occured to me that people actually use the lavatory as a place to chill out and take some “me time” 😕

you are allowed to poo.
set up your voice with the ususal lie – your call is important to us etc etc….. and anybody ringing will go – oh voice mail, he’s probably gone for a dump.

get a wireless handset for your phone.

Try not to be pushing when it’s your turn to speak.

long enough to read this and 2 other similarly badly spelt threads 😉

wwaswas – Member

get a wireless handset for your phone.

Try not to be pushing when it’s your turn to speak

Hello…..HhNNnGG!…..Richard ( 😀 ), about your 3rd order…….

actually, is this just another one of those thinly veiled “you have no idea what hard work is until you work for yourself” threads?

“i work so goddam hard I don’t even have time to go to the thrown!” 🙂

I’ve been on it all day so far…

Ohhh sorry, thought you meant dealing with shite 😆

I spend precisely 0.00 minutes on the work toilets.

Until i get pins and needles

I had a temporary holiday job at Morrisons when I was a student. You had to ask for permission to go to the toilet and the supervisor would check her watch and give you 2 minutes!

It depends, if I’m buying concert tickets* it can take ten-fifteen minutes. Kate Bush tickets took twenty, but I wasn’t in the bog.
*no access on my work computer

On a conference call this morning,while sat on the throne,and I didn’t/couldn’t hold back the plop sound scape

What do you do when your phone rings while sat on the throne at work? If you have communal stalls (ie stalls that you can hear what the person in the adjacent one’s doing)?

I have a mate who times himself and then calculates how much he has been paid for it.

Unsurprisingly perhaps, he’s an auditor.

This morning I just couldn’t wait until I got to work. I had to poo at home – in my own time, using my bog roll!!

I spend all day on my throne at work except when I need to go to the loo.

I like to ensure the serfs attend to my every need so I don’t need to move.

This morning I just couldn’t wait until I got to work. I had to poo at home – in my own time, using my bog roll!!

Amateur!

Always poo in company time.

This can cause problems over a bank holiday weekend but there’s no point pooing for free.

http://www.workpoop.com/%5B/url%5D

I enjoy a leisurely work poo as much as the next man but there is a cleaner who has made it a habit of knocking on the door wanting to clean the gents while I am mid poo.

It happens so often that I wonder if she watches the hallway CCTV feed and does it on purpose.

😆

Try and do all my pooing at work, good browsing time. The only irritating thing is the wifi doesn’t reach so I have to use my own data. Work supplies better big roll than the Mrs too so it’s a win win.

Got a disciplinary for two shits a day.

Those are the breaks working in ‘order fulfilment” in a warehouse.

Then got made redundant at the Christmas party.

Great employer, that.

New job, no time to poop, coffee at 6am.

Nuff said.

A couple of 5 minutes sessions in a working day.

“Got a disciplinary for two shits a day”

I guess the smell from constant farting just dissipates around the warehouse. Really, that’s abusive and unnecessarily idiotic. Have you though about sacking-off and getting a job with a less idiotic firm?

Hello buzz, see second part of post ‘re: redundant.

Have a new job, involves cakes, pooping is a complicated process impeded by dehydration and kitchen workload.

This firm is even more idiotic, in a completely different way.

Distant are the days of working in the LBS and absconding to “the hidden bog” for nuclear duties over a decade old pile of Singletracks and Dirts.

Even after the mechanic had curry for breakfast.

i took a shit in a empty cement bag in the back of my van last week. does that count? took about 25 seconds

My experiences of warehouse toilets resulted on a pre work clear out routine.

Much nicer environment these days, try to average 30 minutes a day.

i took a shit in a empty cement bag in the back of my van last week. does that count

Yes

DezB – Member

I spend precisely 0.00 minutes on the work toilets.

You are Shitbreak.

1-2 good races on real racing on my iPhone – most races last 3-4mins, some tracks take longer so may have to pause (game not poo)