Headline of the year?

Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/stolen-circumcision-ambulance-found-after-tipoff-a3129231.html

In other news: WTF is a ‘Circumcision Ambulance’ and why would anyone need the end of their willy cut off in such a hurry that it has to have hi-viz and blue lights. Advertised as a discrete service, too, I expect.

I made that joke on Twitter yesterday. I want a commission.

The distinctive vehicle, an Audi TT

Well if you must have an ambulance why not a sporty one 😯

It is unknown whether the vehicle, used by a home circumcision service, has sustained any damage.

would anyone need the end of their willy cut off in such a hurry

I’m not sure you fully understand what circumcision is 🙂

I made that joke on Twitter yesterday

The discrete service one? Apologies, I didn’t see it (honest).

My comment got RT’d by @GreatDismal 🙂

The boys in the hood probably stole it.

The distinctive vehicle, an Audi TT

Audi’s and knob-ends in the same story? Who’d a thunk it? 😀

The discrete service one? Apologies, I didn’t see it (honest).

The joke about police looking for tip-offs. It wasn’t a very original joke 😉

foreskin ‘ell an Audi TT

I’d be checking if the seats are actually leather

Pointless.