Hair loss products…

What I do want to know is for decades there’s been articles claiming a cure for MPB is coming.

Where is it? Are they still pricing it up?

I heard a comedian the other day saying that his Glaswegian Dad was furious when he found out that the comedian had spent ten thousand pounds on a hair transplant.

“You’ve spent ten grand to make yourself more attractive to women. Just cut out the middleman and selloptape ten grand to your heid!”

I tried Biotin supplements, it has worked wonders and produced me a luxurious chest rug, not so great for the top of the head though

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Every male on my mum’s side had a full head of hair their entire life. My dad’s side all went bald at a young age and I’ve followed that trend. I would’ve loved my grandad’s (mum’s dad) hair. He had a do that was wild and had to be tamed with pomade.

Same here, I definitely follow after my dad (never met his real father) , went bald enough to shave it off in my mid-late 30s.  think the last proper haircut I had was for my wedding. Since then going to the barber has been a number 0/1 all over and a beard trim. That’s an occasional treat though and mostly I do it at home with the head shaver.

No point resisting the inevitable.

I do miss hair.

All i can say is don’t drink the shampoo.   You end up looking like the offspring of a werewolf and a yeti.  Possibly as the doppelganger for cousin Itt

Yeah yeah we get in TJ you have hair.

I’ll take my instadry barnet over that frozen nightmare after a winter swim any day of the week.

Lolz – never a truer word spoken in jest

Beer is packed full of female hormones that cause mpb.

cannabis actually boosts testosterone, reversing mpb.

just saying…

his Glaswegian Dad was furious when he found out that the comedian had spent ten thousand pounds on a hair transplant.

When I was about 15 my father once entered the bathroom just as I exited it. He then started to shout  incomprehensibly, my mother rushed to find out what the the problem was, he informed her that he had realised that I had just used shampoo to wash my hair (according to him only women and homosexuals use shampoo, proper men just use a bar of soap)

I remember the sense of relief I felt when I realised that he had missed the evidence that I had also used hair conditioner.

Beer is packed full of female hormones that cause mpb.

cannabis actually boosts testosterone, reversing mpb.

just saying…

Are you sure you haven’t got that the wrong way around?

That must be horse shit. I never really drunk beer but I was a pothead in my teens and twenties. Still ended up pretty much bald in my late teens/early twenties. Perhaps it was the bourbon and rum that done it!

My BIL is the biggest stoner I know and he’s been bald since his early 20’s! The egg in my nest is getting bigger now so I’ll soon be getting the clippers out too  🙁