God I'm pissed, whos up

Drinking on your own is for saddos right?

Nah – it’s research

Yes.

Unless it’s recovery drink.

I’m up late, I finished my tasks half an hour ago, I’m exhausted but still mooching about on here starting relationships vicariously through mboy.

Research for what?

OH HAI.

I’m still up, not for much longer though, and sober unfortunately. Good work.

I just fixed my boiler, finally I can have a hot shower after a 17 hour day!

Had more than enough house measures while helping the missus pack for her long weekend tonight…

Celebrating innit 😉

No, of course not. Unless you’re just in your pants and wearing comedy slippers.

You’re not in your pants and wearing comedy slippers are you? 😯

Hello All. Can I join in. Just poured half a bottle of homebrew away down the sink because it smelt odd. Then i read the label- Blandford Flyer- a warming ale with ginger overtones. Buggeration, my stock control has obviously gone pear-shaped.

Balvenie Signiture, not as nice as a Dalwhinnie though 🙁

Great. Now my insomniac 3yo daughter has wandered into our bed whilst I was on here. Looks lke I’m on the couch tonight…

sober here unfortunatly.

Getting drunk on your own can be fun.

So who is getting up in less than 5 hours?

Me 🙁

But tomorrow is my last day in work for 9 days, apart from next Wednesday when I’m running a revision session prior to the physics GCSE- but that is ages away. I’ll catch up on sleep by then I think.

I will probably be woken up at 7am by said three year old. However I’ll tell her to f off and bother Mrs Grips because in the last 24 hours I have been driving more than I have been sleeping, and had a day of work on top of it.

Great. Now my insomniac 3yo daughter has wandered into our bed whilst I was on here. Looks lke I’m on the couch tonight…

What sort of **** up rules are you teaching her?

I’m in pjs vest and barefeet. Comedy slippers got binned. Trying to dull pain of sprained ankle. God I’m sad.

I am actually pissed from baileys.

Baileys! Have you no pride whatsoever?

What sort of **** up rules are you teaching her?

Ones that don’t apply when she’s ill and having a hard time of it.

We have a pretty good bedtime routine and never have trouble normally. Even when she can’t sleep she stays in her bed trying for hours, and reads books to herself and stuff. She’s a brilliant kid and I’m very proud of her, and I’ll cut her slack when she needs it.

And I’ll move her as soon as I get off STW, I was joking about the couch 🙂

How much Baileys do you need to drink to get drunk 🙂

It’s about 0.75 Wogans I believe.

Ice???

No ice, most of the bottle I bought on the way home. There’s lemon vod next.

What will Baileys and Lemon do?

Curdle I’d have thought!

I’m up but sober, though there’s a bottle of Pinot in the fridge….

Best avoid the trampoline then…

Drink it!! I need someone to be pissed with me

Watching “dodgy” vids now, even sadder

Tell me you’re at least drinking the bailey’s by dropping it, shot at a time into a pint of Guinness, then racing to drink it before it curdles and you need a spoon! 😉

❓

Just off to bed, been out with some Swedish guys attending the sailing event I’m in. Who mentioned vodka? We had an evening the other night hosted by the Polish contingent of the same sailing event (world champs) who want to host it in 2014. Free vodka for all…… I was proper pissed that night and really didn’t fancy racing the next morning!

Emsz are they doggy or dodgy vids? At least it’s not the shopping channel 🙂

When I watch these, my one thought is; ” not with those nails love”

I’ve seen those videos. The claw hammer looks scary.

Have you seen the one where…

We’ve already had fixing the boiler 🙂

Getting pissed on Baileys is awesomez (and surprisingly easy) I love it *high 5’s emsz*

JD here tonight though – and up in 4hrs.

Nothing but comedy nekkidness going on here, not even slippers, no siree.

Oh – solo drinking too – In me caravan. Tonight, I am drinking to forget.

Anyway, bugger all that – anyone noticed that Alison Moyet is the 80’s version of Azealia Banks?

“I want a warm injection”

“I want to feel you grow in my hand”

Or such like, dirty cow.

#has Q Radio on

Anyway, bugger all that – anyone noticed that Alison Moyet is the 80’s version of Azealia Banks?

She was a dirty bugger yeah. Think there was way too much sexual tension between her and Vince Clarke, only he was too sterile to notice and do something about it! 😉

Haha love it artist, baileys is lush. Given up on porno it’s shit

Do we need a wot savoury snack thread?

emsz – Member
Haha love it artist, baileys is lush. Given up on porno it’s shit

Ha, I never mentioned porn, although it’s always high on my solo drinking agenda – as for it being shit, you are watching the wrong stuff – I have some shit loads that would be right up your street, erm no men in mine luv 😉 #inappropriate conversations

palmer77 – Member
Do we need a wot savoury snack thread?

BBQ Mini Cheddars is what it’s all about here.