genius football chants

Away fans at Sunderland:

Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad Geordie bastard
And a shite football team.

To the tune of the Monkey’s song.

APF

Reading fans (of which I’m one) had a whole series of Bill Oddie chants, to the tune of Madonna’s Erotica

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Rub your beard all over my body

not sure why, it caused much bemusement to visiting fans.

Round about 1980 Morton finally sold the one player the fans hated (Billy McLaren) to Hibs.

Next time the two teams met Hibs were greeted by the song (the Cabury’s Roses advert was on at the time) “Thank you very much for buying McLaren, thank you very much, thank you very, very, very much”.

My all time favourite as an honorary gooner.

Don’t blame it on the referee
Don’t blame it on Henry
Don’t blame it on Robins knee
Blame it on Eboue

Sung to Blame it on the Boogie.

Run very close byabout 20,000 fans leaving in our direction after beating Barcelona 2-1. The little Russian had scored the winner

he`s only five feet four
he`s only five feet four
we got Arshavin
***k Adebayor