Mini-g (3yrs) is forever coming out with these, she just always answers back
Me – Stop doing that now, its not funny.
Her – It is a bit funny daddy, cue laughter from me
Me – Why arent you listening to me, whos in charge here?
Her – Mummy
On the prospect of the imminent mini-g v2.0 being a boy
Her – I want a sister
Me – It might be a boy?
Her – No daddy, sisters are girls.
Me – But what if its a boy?
Her – if its a boy I’m a chop it up in little pieces
Me – You’re what?
Her – I’m a chop it up into little pieces and I’m a eat it like a ham sandwich.(worrying)