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  • Fly in the eye, what's the worst that could happen?
  • wordnumb
    Free Member

    Clearly one answer to this is: wear glasses.
    Another answer would be: the worst thing is when you crash because there’s a fly in your eye.

    This is the worst year I’ve experienced for both breathing flies in and getting the critters lodged in one or other eye. I can’t get comfortable wearing glasses, I don’t even wear sunglasses. It seems that even the most firmly wedged fly washes out by itself after a short while, but is there any health risk to the fly being in there? Will I die? – Talking about UK local flies, not those funny-talking foreign flies.

    BigButSlimmerBloke
    Free Member

    what if it survives, living off your eyeball juice and lays eggs?

    Racist

    😉

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Ah but its summer time so all those foreign flies are coming up this way now, and the really bad ones that stow away in Tescos banana shipments won’t get killed by the cold…

    wordnumb
    Free Member

    So… leave eyeballs at home and cycle by The Force then?

    Peyote
    Free Member

    Bl**dy immigrants, coming over here stealing our egg laying locations, infecting our hosts, don’t know why they can’t just go home….

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Put this on the bars

    john_drummer
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    You’ll follow if with a spider, then something to eat the spider, and so on

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    You’ll follow if with a spider, then something to eat the spider, and so on

    Why?

    CountZero
    Full Member

    but is there any health risk to the fly being in there? Will I die?

    It’ll burrow into your brain and live there eating itself into obesity.
    😆

    molgrips
    Free Member

    I can’t get comfortable wearing glasses

    It’s really worth trying. Go to an Oakley shop and try on everything they have.

    wordnumb
    Free Member

    It’ll burrow into your brain and live there eating itself into obesity.

    Finally, a serious answer… poor thing will starve to death.

    gonzy
    Free Member

    if the fly has been landing on poo prior to landing in your eyes, then the transferred poo germs will make you blind…apparently…and then you will crash and burn and die…. 😉

    brakes
    Free Member

    Go to an Oakley shop and try on everything they have.

    then find Fakeley equivalents on dealextreme.com for £5

    dday
    Full Member

    Ha, reminds me of a mate with homemade bike-lights, and battery. Down the hill we go, he swallows a fly, gagging, takes a mouthful of water (still on the go) spits it out on the exposed wires from the light battery, battery shorts out, plunged in darkness, plunged in large hedge.

    See, flies can cause grievous bodily harm.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    johnhe
    Full Member

    Stuey – what on earth is that???

    wordnumb
    Free Member

    Kryton57, you’re saying it might give me a buzz?

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Lol, fake Radar’s for $11, really?

    Now if they did some photocromic lenses I’d be tempted.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    wordnumb – Member
    Kryton57, you’re saying it might give me a buzz?

    No – if you keep injesting flys through body orifices, you may become Wordnumbfly….. 😐

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Finally, a serious answer… poor thing will starve to death.

    😆

    stuey
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    scott_mcavennie2
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    I got a fly in my eye at the top of a local trail recently. Rode it with one eye shut and found that totally f*****d up my perspective and managed to miss three drop offs, and to this day I have no idea how I managed to rescue myself each time without seriously crashing.

    I must have looked like a total muppet if anyone saw.

    spacehopper
    Full Member

    i once got a fly in my eye about a mile from home on a ride..

    I usually wear clear glasses but for some reason didnt that day.. 🙁

    hurt like ****… got home.. checked it really well.. got the missus to check it.. she found nothing.. even washed my eye with an eye bath..

    the pain faded away..

    i lay down on the bed and promptly fell asleep due being knackered after the ride..

    i awoke about 40 minutes later… with my eye gushing fluid everywhere..

    ran into the bathroom and looked in the mirror to find a centimetre and a half or so long fly in my eye..!! must have been hiding behind my eyeball!

    made me feel *quite* queasy!

    havent ridden without eye protection since though… 😯

    john_drummer
    Free Member

    You’ll follow if with a spider, then something to eat the spider, and so on

    Why?

    like the old woman who swallowed a fly, that wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside her. Perhaps she’ll die

    seadog101
    Full Member

    Why is it that flys are normal sized when in the air, but the size of a budgie when in your mouth?

    swiss01
    Free Member

    corneal abrasion, conjunctivitis, ocular trauma secondary to stings etc. wasp/bee stings in particular have the potential for long term damage.

    rule 36 followed by rule 5 I think

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    seadog101 – Member
    Why is it that flys are normal sized when in the air, but the size of a budgie when in your mouth?

    Now I know why my wife is reluctant…..

    piemonster
    Free Member

    cerebral myiasis is something I wish I’d never googled

    shermer75
    Free Member

    Yep stuey that post is both terrifying and fascinating at the same time!

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Now I know why my wife is reluctant…..

    😆

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