[Closed] Feeling Liberated? (rant content)

You sure your not going to the wrong kind of 'Health Club'?

😉

'Health club'? Ponce. I go to a 'leisure centre'. Council run and everything.

There are communal changing facilities there too. But separate cubicles for undressing and that. No nudity allowed. There was once a bloke didn't fully understand that bit, was stark bollock having a shower, he quickly got told to sort himself out and cover his bits and bobs. Why didn't you have a word with the bloke yourself? Instead of having to come on here to do your moaning?

Council run? god no! they have enough money off me the thieving proletariat obese baby feeding trash magazine only looking at the pictures my wife was raped by our neighbours pitbull tracksuit wearing corsa driving scum!

Oh and the next time any of said exhibitionism will be treated to a stern "PUT IT AWAY I'VE JUST HAD LUNCH"

I bet you're one of those people you bump into on holiday, and bang on about avoiding some resort or another because there are [b]NAKED GERMANS ON THE BEACH[/b].

So, did you complain to the bloke, or were you typically British and didn't say anything at all, just kept your outrage bottled up inside?

Tell the bloke to cover up, complain to staff if he doesn't, stand there loudly shouting at him calling him a ****ing disgusting dirty nonce when there's women and kids around, then he'll be thrown out, banned, and burnt to death in his own home by a vigilante mob.

Problem solved.

You don't have to look you know.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

Shouldn't your post title be "Feeling Repressed?"

no no, I couldn't be bothered about what happens on the continent!

Are you defending this kind of behavior Tron?!? are you partial to a bit of the old sausage show yourself? I bet you change into your lycra in car parks wrinkly tom and his two hairy chins blowing in the wind, its enough to put anyone off their cliff bars!

You know wha tthough? He's pwned you. He's forced you to look at his bits and bobs. And you've done nothing about it, just stood their passively accepting it. He's the alpha male.

And you're now his bitch. Every time he sees you, he's going to think 'Ha! Theres my bitch what I forced to look at my bits and bobs!'

Find a new Health Club. Better still, move to the other side of the country. Or get used to people mocking you, laughing unkindly, pointing and staring, everywhere you go.

nope darcy, I just don't find the sight of the male organ to be ether pleasing, pleasant or a wanted addition to my otherwise enjoyable extra curricular activities. I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE THIS INCONVENIENCE THRUST UPON ME!
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when you say it's a communal changing room, I assume that you mean a male only communal room?

How would anyone change without getting naked?

Or are you one of the weirdos who wraps a towel around themselves before taking underclothes off and expects others to have a similar inferiority complex?

He thrust his inconvenience upon you? 😯

Be honest; you secretly enjoyed it, didn't you?

I think you should change your name to 'MrLikesToLookAtOtherMensNutts'.

i've seen this rant somewhere else before:

i've seen this rant somewhere else before:

Gah! I would rather look at MrNutt's nemesis's penis than Michael shitting McIntyre.

 

I've no inferiority complex IdleJon, I know that I'm generously equipped, I do however wear a towel around me as I walk from the showers to my locker as I find the applause embarrassing. (modesty is another one of my prize assets).

So I guess thats you ousted as another conker parader then is it IdleJon?

He thrust his inconvenience upon you?

Got there before me. 🙂

Definite signs of Freudian repression. Was your relationship with your parents ok MrLikesToLookAtOtherMensNutts?

😆

Michael shitting McIntyre

I do enjoy repeating his actions for "My Sex Is On Fire" though.

You look at your own enough, you know what they look like, so what's the problem? In Germany you'd be exercising self control in the shower/sauna populated with tall, blonde, naked, nubile, young women. I kid ye not.

MrNutt - Member

So I guess thats you ousted as another conker parader then is it IdleJon?

Balls out as we speak!

(('m in work, but then we're all naked so who cares.........)

he clearly wants you to touch him.

go ahead, you might like it.

I don't generally get naked outside, and indeed am usually at least partially clothed in my flat. But I'm afraid I regard communal changing rooms as somewhere where being naked is acceptable. 🙂

WHHAAAT?!? so you are usually at least partially clothed when AT HOME? BEHIND CLOSED DOORS? WITH CURTAINS DRAWN? WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE YOU?!?!?

BUT.. ..the changing rooms?? WHAT IS IT TO YOU?!?! A COCKWALK? SOME KIND OF GENITAL FASHION SHOW? YE GODS!!

I wonder if BD was partially clothed for his milkshake moment this morning...

EDIT: merely "wondering"...not actually thinking about it 😯

BigDummy - Member
I don't generally get naked outside, and indeed am usually at least partially clothed in my flat. But I'm afraid I regard communal changing rooms as somewhere where being naked is acceptable.

+1

A changing room is for getting changed, not hiding your bits as you try to dry yourself onehanded like an embarassed 12 year old on the beach.

new to sporting activities perhaps?

partially clothed for his milkshake moment

Just to set darcy's mind at rest, I was wearing a dressing gown while I pottered about the kitchen slurping my milkshake in the middle of the night. I guess if I'd sat down on the sofa and crossed my legs there'd have been a risk of a quick flash of conga eel and two veg, but there was no-one watching... 😀

why not just dry yourself in the shower cubical as I do? saves others getting an unwelcome eyeful no?

why does this weird form of towel involved naked expressionism have to be a public showpiece?

Come on MrNutt if you dont like it dont look at it

yunki is that a euphemism?

I think there's an important difference between "looking" and "seeing" that's being missed by MrNutt here. 🙂

Ha ha! You've only got a little knob! 😆

oh yes gordimhor, why the hell should I be forced to behave like a cashier during the "chip and pin" just because I'm trying to put my socks on?

just because I'm trying to put my socks on?

You could always face away when you're putting them on...

...or on second thoughts...

Looking

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b. To search: We looked all afternoon but could not find it.

Seeing

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1. the sense or faculty of sight; vision
2. (Astronomy) Astronomy the quality of the observing conditions (especially the turbulence of the atmosphere) during an astronomical observation
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is it possible to see but not look? if you're implying that I'm LOOKING FOR COCK I can assure you in 100% of said circumstances I'm more likly to be LOOKING FOR SOCK.

It's just that most people in a communal changing room must see cocks, whereas you seem to look at them, in fascinated horror. 🙂

You know wha tthough? He's pwned you. He's forced you to look at his bits and bobs. And you've done nothing about it, just stood their passively accepting it. He's the alpha male.
And you're now his bitch. Every time he sees you, he's going to think 'Ha! Theres my bitch what I forced to look at my bits and bobs!'

In a communal changing room, I see a world of possibilities.

jesus, you really do need to find other things to worry about.

BigDummy - Member
It's just that most people in a communal changing room must see cocks, whereas you seem to look at them, in fascinated horror.

I've now got an image of MrNutt pinned up against the changing room wall, hand covering eyes shouting, and maybe pointing "What the hell is THAT??", in the direction of his c/sock.

right, I'm off to the pool, I'm taking a can of deep heat spray and god help them if they are Jewish!! 😀

god help them if they are Jewish!!

Oh dear. Maybe this is how the Nazis began. Maybe Little Adolf was frightened by a willy in a changing room.

Please don't embark on a campaign of Eugenics and Genocide, MrLooksAtNutts. 🙁

Elfinsafety - Member

god help them if they are Jewish!!

Oh dear. Maybe this is how the Nazis began. Maybe Little Adolf was frightened by a willy in a changing room.

Please don't embark on a campaign of Eugenics and Genocide, MrLooksAtNutts.

Roadbuilding would be good though.........oh and a nice little 'peoples' car. 😆

Well maybe, if he can dispense with the Eugenics and Genocide bit.

Not sure about the mass rallies, either...

Elfinsafety - Member
Well maybe, if he can dispense with the Eugenics and Genocide bit.

Not sure about the mass rallies, either...

Only if they're naked mass rallies surely, with a lot of towel whipping.

Didn't Adrian Mole wear swimming trunks instead of pants for PE in order to avoid this kind of thing?

I bet you're one of those people you bump into on holiday, and bang on about avoiding some resort or another because there are NAKED GERMANS ON THE BEACH.

The presence of Germans, naked or otherwise is good enough reason to avoid a holiday resort. 😀

Are you trying to come out of the closet on a public forum? IME people with hang ups tend to fancy a bit of the other. I have seen it at my rugby club, blokes always complaining about how gays are out to get them. When really they want a bit. No shame in it mate. What is the matter with ice cream cones? Were you touched up by a rabbi?

My god, I was referring to the exposed nature of the Jewish member end, and quite how the "he doesn't like looking at cockshow, he must be gay" logic works is a perfect example of this inane society! I'm more inclined to think that those suggesting I'm repressed are more Likely trying to normalise their own feelings of repression! 😀

Eh?...I was letting mine swing in the breeze post ride last night in a Clwyds carpark! get over it man...you sound like one of those uptight victorian gents..It's a changing room FFS what are you expecting to see?

Don't see the problem either

It's just a body part, presumably you have one of your own? Why the fascination?

I'm more inclined to think that those suggesting I'm repressed are more Likely trying to normalise their own feelings of repression!

Gallant effort at deflection there...not buying though dude 🙂

Don't ever go to Denmark.

Nudity in the changing rooms is strictly enforced, they have little pictures of stickmen circling which bits you must especially pay attention to when showering before swimming. 🙂

They regard us as filthy Brits for rinsing (if that) before getting in the pool.

Just get bloody changed! It's not the brief period of nakedness I object to it's the ritualistic parading and strutting I find intolerable! I've no desire to see a protracted display of male nudity, we've all got one it's not big or clever! Jesus what's wrong with you exhibitionist freaks!

it's not big

Speak for yourself dude 😀

I haven't seen that McIntyre rant before. He's VERY funny.

Mr Nutt - you are now and forever "MrLikesToLookAtNutts", I'm afraid.

Mind you - the bit where McIntyre "lines up the shorts" for a quick change? Yep - that's me.

Mr Nutt in the grasp of revenge.

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Jeebus.. it's a seething pool of repression, guilt and British awkwardness on this thread.

No issue with it at all here. Get naked and do star jumps next to me if you like.

But (when in more liberal countries) I happily go to mixed nekkid saunas and sit in the jacuzzi with my missus and my mates. It's just bits. We've all got em.

I am naked now. Swing free in the breeze.

*voms in own mouth re miniteej*

sounds like a great place - which one is it alex? i must pop along.....

Can't see what the problem is. I think it's you, not the other people.
It's a changing room, people get changed in there. They take clothes off, put clothes on. They may even walk to the showers naked. Big deal. There's no space in the cubicles and they tend to get damp.

At school in the 60s we always reckoned that the few boys who used the cubicles were the poofs (sorry about the 60s terminology) - and how would you cope with a rugby-club style communal bath?

Good grief, there is nothing pleasing to my eye about mr middle aged spread swinging his part poached pork piece around, it's attention whoring at it's most primitive!

TandemJeremy - Member

I am naked now. Swing free in the breeze.

do you want me to send you some pictures? I find naked typing is quicker as I have an extra member to use on the keyboard.

an extra member....what's that?

TJ, waaaaaaasayyyyyyyy TMI dude 🙂

Mr Nutt, i would join a union, they need the members, and TJ could possibly help you there.

Perhaps the other men in the comunal changeing room dont like a straight (aledgedly) bloke looking at them naked, so he may be a plant, to see if you make a move on him, when you do, you get arrested, possibly loose your job, get to sign on the sex offenders registrer, get banned from being near kids, and any girlfreind, now has the right to ask if you are a pervert.

Just find another dogging spot.

A huge 'thank you' to MrNutt and everyone else for making this so entertaining. 😀

Terrific fun!

It's a cock! runnn awayyyy!

I used to go to a gym where these two guys would have *endless* chats standing bollock naked apart from flipflops [b]every morning [/b]between working out and showering. What was worse was they would stand next to one of the benches in front of the lockers so that geezers trying to get changed would have these guys' sweaty nuts flapping about at eye level.

I couldn't avoid it because [s]I was madly in l[/s] it was the gym by work I had to shower at after cycling in and apparently we all had the same schedule.

[s]I was madly in l[/s]

..ove with who?

We're missing an important point here. Rather than forcing the silent majority to get changed in an awkward way to satisfy the [s]repressed[/s] prudes, they should issue a blindfold to MrNutt - would solve his problem without creating inconvenience for anybody else.

I'm more inclined to think that those suggesting I'm repressed are more Likely trying to normalise their own feelings of repression!

yeah right 🙂 IMO nakedness is our natural state, and I object not being allowed to be naked, not because I want to flaunt myself, but because I'd rather not cover up if the weather doesn't demand it.

Thanks for that mental picture SFB! That's why you wear the daft shorts! Less is more 🙂

No; you just say that in the forlorn hope that ladies might want to show you their bottoms.

Good try though.

they should issue a blindfold to MrNutt - would solve his problem without creating inconvenience for anybody else.

Oh mercy! Well readers please note who the, erm, fine upstanding, er, community members are, perhaps If petitioned they may even appear at the bigbikebash? treating the assembled crowds to impromptu ball-bys and even more extreme cockrobatics from those more experienced squadron members, TJ may even bring his xylophone!

Sorry, did I say xylophone, I think that should have been cock-n-spiel?

Thanks for that mental picture SFB!

er, I'll thank you [b]not[/b] to form mental pictures of me sonny [s]Jim[/s] Kev!

No; you just say that in the forlorn hope that ladies might want to show you their bottoms.

not at all! Though I wouldn't mind...

Human body is a thing of beauty its just the female form looks even better for some of us anyway.

In Fitness First its a bit like that too but you don't really look anyway.

Once after a workout and a sauna I went through the wrong because of the steam and I was tired and had all these naked females appeared in the shower with their backs facing me-thank god they didn't see me as I walked backwards to the door and into the correct door whoops!

But admidst the clouds of steam I thought this is what heaven is like when I die.

Holy $hit dude.

Mr Nutt protest too much its just a penis - most men have one.