Homer: “Bart, never forget you are special. Just like everybody else”.

Might have exact wording wrong, but use of it got my son to 16 with good results!

Homer when meeting with aliens
“Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids”
“Eat them”

Apologies if I misquote…

Marge: Will he be okay?
Dr Hibbert: (his trademark laugh then…) He’ll be okay. Not you and me okay…

“Look at this country! U-R-Gay”

Love it – use that whenever U-r-gay comes into a conversation. Unfortunately a) it doesn’t very often and b) the reference is invariably lost on everyone else.

Not a quote, but this clip still cracks me up every time
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=316356132437

And, of course, “Stupid sexy Flanders”

The suspects are wearing hats, repeat wearing hats – Chief Wiggum.

D’oH!

operator give me the number for 911

Mmmmm Elephant fresh.

Ahh, Squiddey. I don’t hate you. I just heard there’s gold in ya belly!
Not that great but stuck in my head for ever.

” I’m trembling like a french soldier” – Lenny

“Less chat, more splat!” – Mo

Running away rules!

[video]http://youtu.be/UZakKw_DJ7A[/video]

Bart: well the money is kinda tempting but I think I’m gonna have to go with the elephant.

Homer: but Bart, with ten thousand dollars we’d be millionaires.

Where ya going baby? You gonna get the corpses?

Yes Mo, I’m going to get the corpses.

[video]http://youtu.be/uACvFAm6JSM[/video]

Principal Skinner: ‘Otto’… that’s one palindrome you won’t hear for a while.

Billy corgan: “billy corgan, smashing pumpkins’

Homer Simpson: “Homer Simpson, smiling politely”

Watching these clips just re-affirmed, the greatest tv show ever.

“Smithers! Get in the Spruce Moose.”

“Number 8”

stamp collection. Ha ha!

Who can take your trash out, stomp it down for you. I love the garbage man song and Sherrie Bobbins tidying up song.

Skinnerrr!

If it takes ten to kill you, I’ll take nine…

ha ha

erotic cakes

I like the bit where dinner looks out of the window at school and see that someone has stolen the H badge from the grill of his car, and he exclaims

“what’s the point of having a honda if you can’t show it off!”

Homer thinking “dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa needs braces”x10

Mr burns: “What have they done to you furious George? ….. Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin”

Homer returning to find the wooden nodding bird left hitting the Y key has fallen over “Stupid bird, I should never have left you in charge”

Oh how I use to love the Simpsons, some of these quotes are bringing back great memories, haven’t watched the Simpsons in years now though

“You ever see a guy say goodbye to his shoe before?”
Homer laughs “yes once”

Ooh! They have the internet on computers now?!

Pray for mojo

Under the sea…
There’ll be no allegations, just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea…

Genius.

Homer jogging past a gym.”What the hell is a gime?”

“Dude, you kissed a girl, that is so gay” – Jimbo to Nelson when he’s kissed Lisa

Best line ever

Loads of top quotes already, but…

“Holy smokes, you need booze!”

Homer jogging past a gym.”What the hell is a gime?”

Walks in sees weights, treadmills etc…

Knowingly “oh……a gime haha”

Mr Burns: Simpson. I need your help. I want to be loved.
Homer: I see. Well, I’ll need some beer.

Leonard Nimoy: “A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.”
Bloke sitting next to him” Does anyone want to switch seats?”

“I was saying boo-urns”

“I for one welcome our new ant overlords”

Ok I know this isn’t Simpsons but so many good ones have been done soooo….

Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Homer talking to a the editor of some intellectual magazine,
“I loved your article about improving your vocabulary. It was really, really
really

really

good…”

[video]http://youtu.be/HbDlHW5aAC0[/video]

I don’t know why but Millhouse exclaiming “uhhhh everything’s comin’ up Millhouse!” Always makes me laugh.

And whilst filming a radioactive man movie in Springfield and the crew at the last minute throwing a pair of goggles and pointing out to Rainier Wolfcastle that he is going to be engulfed by a sea of real acid “real acid?!” Sea of acid washes him away “THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!”