The family car hits a deer

Homer : Doh

Lisa : A deer

Marge : A female deer

Professor Drink has some good ones:

“Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn’t the Monsterometer, it’s the Frog-Exaggerator Mm-hai.”

“- Brace yourselves gentlemen, according to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is…LOVE?!?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?”

Agent: Now, when I say, “Hello, Mr. Thompson,” and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson!
Homer: (stares blankly; to other agent) I think he’s talking to you.

A bit of a long one but brilliant.

That should be Frink in my post above, by the way.

A bit of a long one but brilliant.

TBH, most of the Cape Feare episode is quotable. The rake scene doesn’t particularly lend itself to quotes, but I had to pause the episode the first time I watched it because I was crying with laughter.

Ahhhh, the rake scene: That deserves to go down in comedy folklore. I quite like the way they often referred back to it later episodes when Sideshow Bob appears.

Came about because they had to pad out a short episode, I believe. But yes, it’s a masterpiece of comic timing.

Chief Wiggum – ‘Just make sure you get one of those inflatable women, because this one time I, er……’

Dr Nick ‘the part I like best is when he pays me the money’.

Homer – Don’t worry Lisa, being eaten by an alligator is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender

Lisa: Are those rabbits dead?
Marge: No, they’re just sleeping. Upside down… and inside out.