Everyday things you've never done…?

Some of you really need to do these things others have done well to avoid.

Eh?

Never ingested cannabis
Never watched Dancing to ressurect my fading career or whatever they are called
Never ever bloody anything ever.

Never seen a live band.

You really need to sort that out

……… before you die.

I've never taken heroin.

I've never really seen the point.

Never seen a Tarantino film all the way through (I think)
Didn't buy Blue Monday as my first ever 12". (every other fecker I know seems to have. But no, mine was a Pete Cetera. Though there was a Howard Jones on the same purchase)
Never had a non-alcohol induced headache
Never broken a limb

I've never cooked an egg, in any way.

I do enjoy boiled/fried/poached etc. But I've never cooked an egg.
Never cracked one either.

Never spent a night in hospital

Never eaten a cheese or any kind of omelette

Never kissed a frog (male or female)

Never taken drugs or smoked a ciggie

Never sat at 70mph on the motorway 👿

Never watched Big Brother / that dancing thing.

Never ridden like a god.

I've never bought a can of cocacola

I've never driven a car (go karts excepted), or lived in a household with a car.

Oh yeah, and I've never had a cup of coffee either.

Joe

i've been to paradise but i've never been to me.

I've never made myself a cup of tea, tastes more like dirty water than coffee does if you ask me and I don't like that much either!

never watched more than half a football match
never been to a football match.

never smoked, (hi there, i would like to introduce my highhorse)

Not sure if you can class this as 'everyday' but Ive never been with a Prostitute. A mate admitted this to me once and I've avoided him ever since.

I would hope the majority of us haven't been with a prostitute.

I would also like to say I have never had a lap-dance, but I have had one paid for by someone (who was trying to offset his own guilt I think) then once in a fit of drunken Christmas madness paid for one after intense peer pressure (it simply became easier to do it that continue to say no).

haha, some interesting suggestions there, best keep a yellowpages in the bedside table next time 😉

I have never bought a frame so badly designed it has chainsuck issues.

I have never cheated on my other half.

I am pleased my thread has turned into a public service especially for thisisnotaspoon

lol, I never actualy said I wanted to!

No, but she probably does spoony.

I have never and will never date miaowing_kat

Never seen a football match.
Never ridden a trail centre.
Never earnt my 'brown wings'.

almost ironc, considering your name, mr fart.

I think youve missed out on two counts there…… and footballs rubbish

and of course, another good thing about spoony trying it is that its a relatively small step from there to ride a bucking bronco. Assuming he doesn't fall off the telephone directory.

has some one been watching reruns of top gear by any chance this looks like a clakeson style game from sunday night…

however never ever eaten beans or allowed them to be in my house the food of satan i tell you THE FOOD OF SATAN!!!!!!!!

I've never slept with a woman

I've never used a car wash.

ever ever eaten beans or allowed them to be in my house

😕 ???

What, all beans or just Baked Beans? Seems very beanist. Are peas okay?

i've never touched my toes (without bending my legs)…

I have never had a puncture. Am I now doomed?

Sssssssssshoo ish evary one elsh taking adrink wen they have dun sumthing, or ish it jusht me?

never done an honest days work 😆

Never broken a bone – despite more than 20 motorcycle crashes.

Infact only had one hospital visit through motorbikes in 25 years, had 4 hospital visits in 5 years of riding mountain bikes. Gonna retire and start riding motorbikes again.

I to have never had love with a prossie, think its one i shall stick with as well.

spacecadett has angered the Puncture Gods! his tyres will be rended with thorns and his inner tubes shall be smitten with leakeths

I've never broken a bone despite dismounting a mountain bike at full chat, going over several car bonnets, and riding bikes for as long as I can remember!

I've never had a stitch either.

Football, no not done that either is that everyday? surely not!

I've never had a stitch either

like a stitch in your chest stitch or a stitch?

so , the person who has never fancied sam fox and never been on a bouncy castle, are those two things connected ?

been wrong