EUROVISION SONG CONTEST ON THIS WEEKEND

I am confidently predicting we can’t be last this time

Not sure about the Bohemian Rhapsody graphics though. 😕

Happy birthday to the singers mum. 😀

It’s like a supergroup mash up, with everyone dressed as their favourite.

Black Crowes vocals, Oasis on bass, U2’s the Edge on guitar and Chas and Dave on drums

Get the hell in there Georgia. Won’t even remotely feature but that’s the best yet for me.

@Sanny 🙂 I am thinking you are also circa 50

Austrian singing in French

Why are Austria singing in French?

Bridget Bardot is looking pretty damn fine for being in her seventies!

Cool. French. I think only she and italy have has no english

Austria channeling some perfume ad

When did Austria start trying?

Well, helloooooo

jambalaya – you liked one of my vimeo vids earlier! cheers. It said “Jambalaya likes your video. Chances are you’ll like theirs too”

Clearly we think alike.

Austria looks like one of those animatronics in a horror film, where her head flips in half and eats people whole.

Thanks Jambalaya. A long way to go to fifty for me fella but I take it as a compliment! 😀

She can eat me whole if she likes…

*sorry*

Happy birthday to the singers mum.

She’s probably on her way to a gulag right now

Well, we’re getting towards the end of the songs now, and I’m definitely decided I’m going to vote for Poland from 2014.

Clodplay earlier take.

French TV taking the micky out of English speaking French, who would have guessed. Actually quite complimentary

Nul points boys

Bloody hell! The British entry is pretty damn good. A bit Coldplay but I really like it.

What’s better than one fake drummer?
Two, that’s what !

blander than a bland thing

This will be near the bottom. Instantly forgettable

This is the best UK song for years. Not saying a lot, obvs, but well played lads.

@sanny clearly well “read” musically then, I saw them all first time around .. time flies

We’re going to do badly of course, but that’s our strongest entry in years.

And now, a woman with a horse.

@tthew I’ve only just managed to pay my phone bill from voting for Poland in 2014

Armenia got diverted on the way to a PE class

Yes Armenia!

Chapeau DrJ

Oh, this. Yeah, Wonder Woman Armenia is going to win.

I’ve definitely picked up on a bit of a theme with the lady costumes tonight

Not many can pull off the gymnast look but she has the figure for it.

Farah Fawcett flick though

25 songs down but finally, a costume worthy of Eurovision!

Is it the guy girl from Austria with his beard shaved off again? Armenia? Austria? Same difference!

Anyone remember those majorette troops you used to get in the 80s?

Ah. Competition for cyprus at last

Now that is “one for the dads!”