EUROVISION SONG CONTEST ON THIS WEEKEND

My money is on this one so far

I really like that they’re mixing French verses with English choruses, that works well I think.

Je suis un rockstar

All that is missing is big hair and a mini skirt for the win…..actually, on second thoughts……

nice town bike.

Amir Gincyexit?

SQUIRREL!!

I’m calling it, France FTW…

For god’s sake man, PUT SOME SOCKS ON

It’s Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Goth Club Band.

I’m not sure abut this next Doctor…

Is that a faux snakeskin shirt?

Now that is more like it! Chris Cornell channels Sergeant Pepper. Great emoting, terrible song. Lots of synthetic in that outfit – hope he doesn’t stand near any naked flames.

Somewhere, there’s a circus ringmaster rifling through his cupboard.

I hope not, have you any idea how many faux snakes would’ve been killed to make that?

He has a very little head…

KEY CHANGE!!!!

piedi di formaggio – Member

For god’s sake man, PUT SOME SOCKS ON

How ironic with from someone with that forum name.

apparently you don’t wear socks with those kind of shoes. Apart from sockettes.

“COLOR”? Have a word.

Why did’t they just hold the event in the bigger hall?

Jings! Carola has had a bit of work and why is Wednesday from The Addams Family standing beside her?

How ironic with from someone with that forum name.

Come and have a sniff if you think you’re hard enough! 😉

Bloody Australia??!!. How When did they join the EU?

she has borrowed 7 of 9’s hand thingy

Booking tickets for Australia next year?

How is she going to get off the spangly box in those heels?

SOUND OF SIIILEEEEEENCCEEEE!!!!!

That, Ms Morrissette, is irony

They want to win don’t they

I already like cyprus

Me too. Channelling Bon Jovi

This is more like it. Some euro cockrock!

Me thinks they are trying a bit too hard though

Killers?

Wayne’s world cameraman!

Right Said Fred have gone a lot more rocky

Cyprus FTW. It’s been so dull so far. Apart from the German girl’s dress.

Love the literal staging. Mentioned Jail? Put ’em in bars!

Strong entry from the Australian Bjork, will be fun if they host next year.

Not enough fretwanking…

Is disappoint.

Cyprus … thats more like it !

France supposedly one of the favourites I am told, song has charted in 5 different countries. Mrs B was quite annoyed I was posting during the intro, not showing enough respect

Edt: agreed on Oz

Slightly below par ending. Moar explosions needed.