EUROVISION SONG CONTEST ON THIS WEEKEND

I think the stickiness has worn off. Do you want some blu-tac? 🙂

Horrendous watching.

Horrendous watching

you might want to stay away from this thread for the next few hours. It’s going to be great

I’m only here for the naked Belarusian with the wolves.

Edit: Goddamit….Belarus didn’t make the cut? It’s a conspiracy!

ireland didnt make it, uk is poor,russia to win or theyll invade the country and then rewrite the win to prove theyre dominant

26 songs 😯
could be a long evening

And we’re awwwaaayyyyy…..

Mrs B has asked we watch it so as I’ve been watching rugby today I’ve relented and agreed 😉

She’s even saying we should go next year ….

And so it begins – loving the channeling of Zoolander by the models! 😀

THERE’S A MAN WEARING AN ELEPHANT!!

Are you sure its a trunk ?

I can only hope.

Lgbt joke already! Cool! Time to embrace the camp!

I don’t understand the voting system…….I may have to crack open the cider to help me understand! 😀

Have they stolen the baseline from another one bites the dust?

Looks like Belgium is ready to go in the oven, gas mark 5 for thirty minutes…..

The Sugarhill Gang called, they want their baseline back

Apparently this is the first year the US get to watch ?#Eurovision?. Brace yourselves, America, you’re in for an… experience.

Well, hellooooooo

Looks like Belgium is ready to go in the oven, gas mark 5 for thirty minutes…..

Normally it’s the Dutch associated with ovens.

Oh dear. Dirge from the Czech……doesn’t look like we’ll be off to Prague this time next year. What is with the noose around her neck?

I’m might be wrong, but I think this song is about standing

Well, this is an upbeat song. NOT!

She also appears to have one of those exploding neck collar things that prisoners had in 80’s scifi movies

We really need a fantasy league for this

So far, I’m much more impressed by the floor than anything else

Straight from Amsterdam, Tennessee, hot diggedy

#awkward What was that about?

well, helllooooooo!

is she wearing a ‘whole body vajazzle’?

Well, at least we know what happened to Gina Gee’s catsuit

the singing is quite painful

Blimey!

Gold member called asking for his outfit back.

Loving the Blakes 7 outfits on the guys……

Darn, I’m a few minutes behind now.

Lockets?

A second class return to Doddingham?

So far, I think ‘bland’ sums up the performances

Yep. More cheese please

Where are the bonkers entries? Is it just the wolf man of Belarus?

The Italian entry could have made a bit of an effort – dungarees? Seriously?

No comprende

Catchy song and pretty girl from Azerbaijan, both strong Eurovision traits.