Euro 2016 begins!

I didn’t realise there were so many po faced football haters on STW. Just going to hide in this thread for a bit.

*lobs chair at binners*

Are you new here? You’ll get used to the people who tend to favour watching homo-erotic egg-chasing getting all snippy.

**** ’em! 😀

Gone for Alli for an assist as well. As long as Woy doesn’t play at left back, or something daft!

*hurls bottle at Bongohoohaa*

😀

Rogan josh and naan half eaten – still to choose beer or wine

Let the disappointment begin…..

I reckon Woy is going to go balls out and we’re about to see an absolute demolition of an understrength Russian side.

Which will be followed by a complete catastrof**k on the streets of Marseille.

*syncs up BBC radio to ITV pictures*

Cannot decide if i want your hopes to be dashed immediately or whether schadenfreude is better served with you building up your hopes till it goes to penalties in the semis…Roys line up looks like he has struggled with the same dilemma 😉

May the great journey of dissapointment begin 🙂

I used to defend like this when I played under-7s. Everyone just chasing the ball 😀

1966 already mentioned and the Russian Goalkeeper’s top is lovely.

You just had one job, E.
Class.

Sorry, Harry. I have just knackered you.

Playing great so far

aye, good start.

Great….and the commentators “brilliant”

What is it about footsie, that makes people use adjectives not adverbs??? 😉

As a football fan I don’t care for your fancy words, teamhurtmore.

Lalalalalalaaanananana should have 2.

He played bad there. Should have shot gooder.

Shame 😉

Why in sweet shitting christ is Kane on korners?

That Wales game was great entertainment, the England one is crap as always.

I wouldn’t say it’s crap per se….maybe slow starting.

It’s not a crap game at all!

Agreed, it’s a great game so far! England playing better than I’ve seen for a long while

Great dominance and pressure from England…they really ought to be going in one up here.

aye, should be 1 if not 2 up for the pressure.

Best game of tournament so far! England very dominant, just need that finish.

I thought £20 for England to score in the first half at 3/1 was worth it.

I guess not 😀

What is the ****ing point of Sterling? He’ll sprint the length of the pitch with the ball, then…

Erm…. what’s supposed to happen now…?

Useless!

Other than that… Looking good, but like it might be ‘one of those games’. The Spurs squad look great. Apart from when they’re inexplicably taking corners

England very dominant, just need that finish.

Haha.. your new at this.

Let someone else take the corners please.

Mixed feelings, clearly a very good half but no goals, we need a chance to fall for Kane.

On corners we now know Kane can kick the ball a long way, ie right over the far side 😳

What on earth is Sterling doing in the side, for balance ? If so its ‘kin lopsided.

Changes … he won’t be brave enough to bring on Vardy for Sterling .. not yet anyway

The Spurs squad look great. Apart from when they’re inexplicably taking corners

😀

Lets face it you’d rather have Spurs taking the corners than defending them

And more importantly, what the **** is going on with…

A) Graham Taylor’s hair/wig?
B) Peter Crouches teeth?

Kane taking the corners reminds me of playing kids football when the manager’s son got to play up front and take all the corners, free kicks and pens. He’ll be taking the goal kicks too in the second half.
Vardy for sterling second half. Let’s have someone who knows what to do with the ball after they’ve skinned everyone.

ITV football 🙁

Right, a bit late to the party but I’m in place for the second half onslaught…Cmon ENGLAND!

(Might need to bring on Wilshere to get the win) 😆

@binners you are just jealous he plays for the only team in Manchester . Great player is Sterling .

Why didn’t Sterling blast that?

Harry Kane on free kicks like this? 😕

Why didn’t Sterling bury it! FFS!

Because he’d rather fail to trap it