If they are ready baked, why do you have to microwave them?

Twice cooked, hand cut sausages, there’s your next hipster trend.

If they are ready baked, why do you have to microwave them?

To heat them up.

They can be eaten cold.

They can be eaten cold.

Cold sausages have been around for years.

I used to eat sausages when they were cool

Cold sausages have been around for years.

They’re probably not worth eating by now though.

Their probably not worth eating by now though.

They’re.

I used to eat sausages when they were cool

I used to eat sausages before they were cool.

I used to eat them before they were cooked.
Seriously, got it from my Aunty Rita.

The habit, not the sausage, that would be silly.

got it from my Aunty Rita.

Didn’t we all?

Luckily, the cream the doctor gave me cleared it up pretty quickly.

Surely that’d be Sister Rita and her filthy habit

They’re

🙄

Nothing to add at the moment, but love this thread. I see there are more posts and think…

[video]https://youtu.be/RdHUgaRyw2o[/video]

Pork sausages are just, like, soooooooo last century

It’s got to be artisan sausages made from Himalayan Llamas

It’s got to be artisan sausages made from Himalayan Llamas

Somewhere, on the Internet, Jeff Minter is absolutely furious.

It’s got to be artisan sausages made from Himalayan Llamas

Pfft. You wish grandad.

All the cool kids are vaping their sausages now.

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Surely that’d be Sister Rita and her filthy habit

Don’t be ridiculous, I haven’t got a sister.