pk13
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He is having a bit of a dingdong with his first born apparently.
I wouldn’t put it past him but his firstborn died at 10 weeks. Famously he invented a story about holding him while he died and feeling his last heartbeat, which was all very humanising and sad and turned out to be bollocks, his mother actually did but he just liked the story so he nicked it when it was convenient.
It’s usually Vivian that he embarasses himself over now- having literally declared her to be dead and then done a load of tweets in which it became completely obvious he didn’t know how four year old children behave because he’s never spent any time with any of his ~12 kids, and then got her confused with her twin.
Honestly when he said “I’ll give Taylor Swift a child” lots of people assumed he meant “I will make you pregnant”. But it seems way more likely he meant “I have if I remember correctly about dozen neglected kids who I have no interest in and can’t even tell apart just taking up space, I’ll send you one in the post. Child number 7, whatsyourname, you won’t remember me because I’ve barely seen you for the last 4 years but I am legally at least your father, now get in this bag”