Dumped :-(

Boorish? About having sex with everything or meeting people? I never really know what boorish means?

The way I’m coming across on topic.

Get me in the pub over a pint and I will shock and make you laugh in equal measure. (-m not always proud or pleased with myself)

That’s true of most people on here – people are mice nicer in reality!!

One of those people who you laugh out loud at then the conscience kicks in an you go ‘ohhhhh that’s bad’ . Bless, I think everyone is a bit like that after a pint. Your just being honest, not boorish. Nothing wrong with that.

Well Hora, you have made me smile, tales of the sort of things many of us did in our youth. Looking back they were funny but some things do hurt at the time I’m sure.

My worst one, which I’ll admit I have done a few times is pulling the patented “Spen Escape”, over reacting over the slightest thing to provoke a response and then exclaiming “Right, I’m sick of this, I’m out of here, we’re done”.

But that’s when I was younger and I am not proud.

Hora

Does this thread signal the return of your inimitable self on a more regular basis. I’ve quite missed your often bizarre postings to brighten things up 😉

Woody – Member

Hora

Does this thread signal the return of your inimitable self on a more regular basis. I’ve quite missed your often bizarre postings to brighten things up
Indeed

Rick Stein in Spain ROCKS!

Lol

split from my first wife not long after moving to leeds (she was going to join me)and instead of going home one friday night as normal i called her to say that i had got a ticket to see leeds v arsenal so wouldn’t be back until next week.

She said that if i didn’t come home that weekend don’t bother coming home ever again.

Worst thing was we drew 1 – 1. Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank equalised late on to spoil my weekend!

oh and i never spoke to her again, and eventually got divorced. Got loads of biking done though!

Around 6 weeks after we were married, MrsMM V1.0 turned around and suggested ‘we’d’ made a mistake.
Spent 12 months trying to make it work, ended in amicable divorce, hurt like hell at the time…
Took me 12 months to get my head outta my arse then, first night out when I felt ‘back to normal’, not even looking for a ‘meaningful overnight relationship’ and I meet the lady who became the current MrsMM… 🙂

My Ex was going to Goa with her sister, She was so disorganised I had to to some very fast driving to get her to the station in time for her train. I told her on the platform that we wouldn’t be seeing each other when she got back. I stood and watched her train leave, she was in tears.

Right decision
There is no good way or good time.
Still not a great experience.

This thread makes me happy for some of the mistakes I’ve made.

Done the text thing, done the email thing, done the tell her mates thing.

Worst one still has to be telling an ex (who’s now married and babied) who was a 100% strict ‘no sex before marriage’ after 2 years that I was ‘sick of this and its going nowhere’ and that we were done…in the middle of writing up her PhD…and her first serious relation ship…and after being a support for the whole of her research…Then promptly hooked up with her best mate a week later….who I’m still with 7 years later….ouch.

Not proud of that.

I think you deserve some sort of medal for ‘lasting’ 2 years 😯

Excessive mastrubation and it was the sex part nothing else…so wasn’t _all_ bad.

I think you deserve some sort of medal for ‘lasting’ 2 years

Could be worse – I’ve gone 3 years with somebody who I don’t even get a cuddle from any more, and reading this thread for tips 🙄

marsdenman, wasn’t a local girl called Claire was it?

anothergit – just get it done.
split with my GF in january. she finally moved out 2 weeks ago. to say it’s a relief is something of an understatement.

Breaking up is awful. This is probably contentious but (for us guys) it can be just as hard being the instigator.

I’ve always said if your dumped get out there ASAP. Don’t sit at home listening to crappy CD’s and thinking lifes crap.

You aint getting any rewards at the Pearly gates for grieving someone leaving you.

anothergit – nice to see you contributing, I thought desperategit would have enjoyed this thread too.

If you’ve all missed Hora so much, you can go to the pub with him tonight instead of me, and listen to him making inappropriate remarks all night at owt with a pulse.

He’s actually worse in real life than he is on here. Just think about that!

🙄

I’m actually convinced your channeling him from beyond the grave:

I try not to get distracted but when you are in a art gallery surrounded by beautiful paintings you can not but look no? 8)

Its the cutting them out of the frames, rolling them up and shoving them down your trousers that concerns me 😉

So did Hora dump you too, binners? 😉

He does it frequently. Casts me aside like a used condom. Whenever its his round

Had to end it last year with a girl i’d lived with for 5 years, who had moved from another country to live with me. Horrendous thing to do but 100% the right decision, it just wasn’t fair to keep her here and waste her time.

Needless to say, she took it VERY badly.

You know in Terminator 1 when he walks into a bar and has a headsup display of everyone? That’s like me in a bar. I grade all the girls and I mean ALL automatically.

A lot of guys do this mentally. A sort of mental maths subconsciously.

ah yes hora, that’s a normal ability. there was a study a while back monitoring eye positions to see where people subconsciously look, when they see a member of the opposite sex (regardless of age or looks)

Men will automatically check out a ladies jumper bunnies and bottom

Women will automatically check out a chaps bottom and gentleman’s vegetables.

From memory that behavior was more pronounced in single sex groups.

so next time you walk into a pub and think “oooo hello ladies” they have already checked out like a piece of meat! 😆

he’s right, you know…

🙂

In the pub tonight with binners I even graded the lovely old Spanish bird who was flirting with us 8)

lol @ The Hora & Binners Show