Karat Kid … The ginger super hero.

Casio
After making so much money running gambling operations, Sam ‘Ace’ Rothstein needs a calculator to count his money.

The Lie of Pi

It is exactly equal to 3

Rainspotting
Addicted to meteorology, Renton uses science and math to understand and predict weather and climate.

Rock 3.

Pretty sure you’ve got the general idea by now.

Ocky

stalone plays darts

The Han that rocks the cradle – Captain Solo starts part time baby sitting to pay off a heavy sabac dedt

Ad Max. Mel Gibson stars in this epic 110 minute post-apocalyptic marketing romp by Pearl & Dean. Look out for the cameo by Kevin Bacon.

ill Bill. light hearted remake of ‘Philadelphia’

Gone with the win.

Syndicate lottery ticket holder does a bunk with winning ticket.

Rock 4 – No stone unturned

Enter the Drago – Rocky 4 from the perspective of the antagonist

Schindler’s Lit – Oscar gets a little high on his own Nazi supplies

Mad Ma – dystopian future where Mel Gibson has seriously pissed off his mum.

Pumping Ron

Arnold Schwarzenegger as you’ve never seen him before

You only lie twice

Bond goes into politics – as far fetched as the other Bond plots

The Raft: Four teenage witches find themselves adrift in the ocean.

Trick or Teat: Halloween bitty.

Cream: Spoof sequel to the above.

Host: Demi Moore & Patrick Swayze in a ‘Come dine with me’ special.

Host Busters. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan turn up uninvited at Demi and Partrick’s dinner party

Some crackers as always… 👏

Ring me the head of Alfredo Garcia

Big reward for anyone who’ll make that phone call…

Hallow Hal

Hal, taking his dying father’s advice, dates only the embodiments of female spirtual perfection

Pies Like Us

Binners’ quest for properly constructed pastry.

Meet the Parent. Ben Stiller travels to the Brandsholme Estate.

Ride & Prejudice – An English gentleman’s plight in the face of road rage.

Rod Trip – man falls over a stick.

Car Face – man has plastic surgery to look like his favourite car.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Tone – Harry Potter competes against Marx & Heidegger in a quick fire round of Name that Tune.

Karat Kid … The ginger super hero.

1/24 of a solid gold epic

Don’t Look Own – stop window shopping and just buy the ****ing thing
Miles Davis: Birth of the Coo – Jazz musician gives it all up, retrains as a vet and moves to Scotland

Lack Mask – Super hero forgets the most crucial part of his attire.

Ark Man – The story of Noah directed by Sam Raimi

Man on Fir – Documentary on the history and use of the tree

Aging Bull

De Niro zimmers round the boxing ring …

Jurassic Par

Dinosaurs play golf

Erminator

Robot member of the House of Lords comes from the future and kills people.

Can I stop now?

Now white.

The story of how a member of a motown pop group consisting of 5 brothers went solo and became a Disney princess.

Eat

Pacino and De Niro match wits on the speed consumption circuit

Raging Ull – just a standard Friday night out in one of the gems in Yorkshires crown.

Fiddler on the Roo

Shocking documentary on the issue of marsupial abuse

Godz ill.

Overly soppy drama where God gets a bit poorly but then remembers his son is a bit tasty at healing .

Fiddler on the Roo

Shocking documentary on the issue of marsupial abuse

So LOL – brilliant.

The Ma and Louise
Things start to get really awkward when mum teams up with my mentally unstable ex

Don’t Look Ow

Excellent.

Rue romance – Clarence is spent up, hungover and developing a rash

Devils Advocat – Horror, someone finally dares to drink from Nana’s sugar encrusted best before 1978 bottle from the back of the booze cupboard and spends the rest of the weekend gripped in the traps

Fist of Fur – Paddington discovers the world of furries. A harrowing tale of Ursidae abuse. Obviously directed by Shane Meadows or Paddy Consodine.

Loverfield. If you build it they will cum.