The Row: Reviews of this have caused some unrest

The rod to perdition: Punishment by long, hard stick

Moan: She is the one to save the village but isn’t happy about it

Oldmember: Dirty Grandpa meets Debbie does Dallas

Dadpool

Father takes kids to the local swimming baths.

Laughs a plenty as they attempt to wash, dry and brush their daughters hair.

Intense drama at the vending machine as kids are told they can’t have any sweets from it.

The Good, the Ba and the Ugly.

Shaun the Sheep Western.

Seed – Alan Titchmarsh does a line of charlie and attacks the flowerbeds at 51mph

Peed – Man desperate for the toilet endures slow bus journey around LA.

The Inbetweener movie – it’s just not the same going on holiday by yourself.

The Ting – Roadman horror flick.

Eat

Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino go on a gastronomic tour of LA

Chindler’s list: Jimmy Hill docu about his favourite players

One with the wind: Sequel to Blazing Saddles

Raveheart: A lone DJ tries to bring peace to waring discotheques but they can’t have his George Michael collection.

Alan Titchmarsh does a line off Charlie

Add a letter, improve a synopsis.

2001: A Pace Odyssey: Following the split of a comedy duo, one man goes on a quest to find new jokes

Lie of Pi: It’s not 3.14159265359 as we 1st thought

Rainspotting: It’s grim up north

Lazing Saddles – How the West was won by other people
The Rad – Danny McCaskill hops off buildings in a ravaged, post-apocalyptic landscape
Terminator: Dark Fat – Arnie has really let himself go for this one.

Olympus has Allen

dramatic story where Gerrard Butler attempts a daring solo rescue of an ageing comedian from the White House after he is kidnapped and held hostage by Donald Trump

Lien Resurrection – really boring John Grisham film about property ownership. Sequel to that other John Grisham film about blah, blah, blah

Lack Panther – A well known forumite feels the ban hammer

Full Meta Jacket – born to code

Seepless in Seattle. They’ve put an end to incontinence in the West Coast sea port.

Eon: the professional

After her family are left in crippling debt by a corrupted smart meter. A small girl seeks the help of a reluctant customer champion.

Rock.

A large pebble.

Onan the destroyer – no amount of wet wipes can clean up this teenage boys bedroom

12 Years a Slav – A coming of age story set in Belgrade.

Ti me up! Ti me down!
A twisted tale of a mtbers obsession…

All about my other
The sequel, also likes steel…

Trainpotting. Sick Boy and Spud take up gardening.

The Leg Movie
Boy attempts to replace his dads missing leg by inventing a plastic limb in the basement.

Terminator: Dark Fat
Comedy antics at the liposuction clinic.

Joke
Short film about one man’s descent into stand up, following a difficult childhood.

Child’s Pay
Horror depicting exploitation of young workers being paid with toy dolls.

Toy Tory
Political scandal depicting the machinations of special adviser Cummings.

How To Train Your Drago
Harry Potter spin off following the sadly oppressed life of the son of the evil empire’s chief lieutenant.

Ars Attacks – a picolax epic

Hamburger Ill – Morgan Spurlock remake

Three Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

A mobile phone network rents one billboard outside of Ebbing, Missouri to call attention to its goods and services.

Lien – in debts on property everyone can hear you scream

The Wizard of O .
late night fantasies.

Itman. The man behind Pennywise, wipes off his makeup and heads off to Party Planet to negotiate a new deal on ballon supplies.

Dr. O – Bond’s latest escapade contains more raciness than normal.

Nine and a Half Wees – Grandad battles nocturnal prostate issues
Aging Bull – Grandad argues for Brexit in local pub.
The Crying Gam – Grandad mourns the revoking of Article 50

Onan the Barbarian. Sword and Saucery

Ohh that’s good. Very good.

A Astra – Vauxhall release another promo
Et Out – About the day we went to MAcDonalds innit
Rocket Ma – Mum’s salad hasn’t been this peppery since the 70s.

Godfellas
After realising that leading a life of organised crime doesn’t pay, Henry Hill and his mob teach The Lord’s word across New York.

The Itch – Joan Collins puts it about a bit too much.

^^^^ LOL, given your forum name, that is a perfect film title. Well done!

Don’t Look Ow. The blind cobbler’s thumb fable retold.

Wedding Rashers. One day they’ll find a cure in this Porky’s sequel.

We’re the Milers. Seb Coe teams up with Jennifer Anniston to smuggle drugs along Iffley Road.

Get Sorty – Travolta, Russo, Hackman and De Vito begin new careers in a Royal Mail delivery office.

Rock 2.

Another stone.