Taxi River – Romcom about a bloke who has a river taxi or something.

Oldfinger : amorous adventures of 070

Despicable E. Remake of Refer Madness for the rave generation.

Taxi Drier

New York’s mean streets are no place for a wet taxi.

The thread that keeps on giving

Die Ard – Bruce Willis and his vest kick ass at Bridgewater Place in Leeds

Ho Framed Roger Rabbit – Tell all sequel, starring Snoop Dog as Bob Hoskins

True Git – John Wayne dodges his round in the saloon. Again

Ladiator – How will four ‘Big Men’ from Merthyr Tydfil fare when they go back in time to the Coliseum

Zorba the Geek – Nice greek IT guy fixes tourist’s iPhone

Mutiny on the Bunty – The Girls of St Elmo’s fight back against institutional racism

And one more

Rue Grit – John Wayne’s failure to capture them darn pesky injuns leads him to regret trading in his FS for a big tyred road bike

Wes Andersons trilogy of gory lactose based ‘Splasher’ movies

Cream

Cream 2

Carry on Creaming.

Bunty Hunter. Gerard Butler attempts to collect all 2,249 issues of his favourite comic.

Gentlemen Refer Blondes – Marilyn Monroe, Debbie Harry and Wendy Richards star in this screwball comedy about a female-only asylum in 1950s Estonia

The Ting
Modern remake of a horror classic.

The life of P

A boy survives 227 days shipwrecked on a cycling forum having his privacy valued only some of the time.

His is the end: Ron Jeremy rides again

Lack Panther – The Durrell family search Abyssinia for a panther for the family zoo

Lash Gordon – The eponymous space hero falls on hard times, taking refuge in a bottomless bottle of absinthe

Fash Gordon – Remake of the sci-fi classic, with John “Fash the Bash” Fashunu starring in the title role

Rebel Without a Case – After BA lose his luggage on the red eye from Aberdeen, James Dean spends 72 hours hanging at London City Airport before losing it and slashing some squares

Probably bindun, but…

Rainspotting – a story charting the life of a drug-addled Scotlander and the leaky roof of his council house.

Ale Rider – Clint Eastswood as a craft beer chugging hipster gunfighter

Trading Laces – Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy in footwear based comedy

The Passion of Chris – biopic of the former sprint and hurdling track and field athlete

Di Another Day – Princess Diana survives the 1997 car crash and goes on to bring down the British Monarchy

Mrs Doubtfir
The heart warming story of a man who does not believe in trees and is forced to seek psychological help for his condition. Robin Williams at comedy best.

Dude, Were’s My Car
Automobile slacker horror comedy shenanigans with two stoners being pursued by their crazed lycanthropic Oldsmobile.

Beauty and the Bast
Hermione Potter does a Sunday Roast and forgets to lubricate the chicken with its own juices. Hilarity ensues.

Das Bot – the struggle with the conflict between real life and fake news.

Bill and Ted’s Bogs Journey – Our slacker friends get insanely lost on the way to the dudes room

Bogie Nights – A family at war when mum finds sticky stash on the bedpost.
Doctor Seep – Ewan McGregor stars as a GP who has to mop up after one of his eldery patients.

Beauty & the Beat. Princess spends too much time looking at the Mirror In The Bathroom.

Missing in Acton -During the height of a Friday night session, Colonel James Braddock manages to escape his round and make his way back home.

The Count of Monte Cristo: French drama about a right bastard. (Losing the first ‘o’, of course.)