down to the rider or the bike?

Way to go 🙂

Good job I have a sense of humour!

Anyway at least I got out yesterday instead of scouring the internet to find people to insult.

I am probably better than some on a bike then. Just having a decent one has increased confidence. And fitness is back due to having been a national open water swimmer and enjoy being competitive.

Therefore I am better than you because I am above your immaturity.

Good day.

I do expect more replies from you lot due to you all having nothing better to do.

Troll or be trolled. Singletrack.™

I flow down. I am not tense. I have heels down. I refuse to use brakes

I want this on a T-shirt NOW!!!!

+1

This thread is so funny I literally cried.
Whoever the OP is he should be given a column in the mag.

I am better than you because I am above your immaturity.

Allow me to be the first to say, that despite your general awesomeness and superiority to all and sundry, its very clear that your bik is saracin

🙄 😈

Who is The Stug??

“having been a national open water swimmer”

A CLUE A CLUE!

Silly boy. 🙄

*bookmarks thread*

Occasionally, this forum is worth the effort. This is one of those times

exactly what I was just thinking 🙂

Kev

At least your day has been brightened up! 🙂

If I was a woman about to ovulate I would be chasing down the op for he oozes virility.

but you’d never catch him, no-one can !!!

I’ve seen guys who are fast and go past and they’re perfectly nice about it and I’ve seen guys who are asshats that appear to think they own the trail. All depends how you do it.
Thankfully I’m awwwwwesome to the max so never bothers me.
Actually went riding on Saturday and felt a little bit faster
than usual………..Jedi training methinks.

I have never seen the English language used like this before, its utter genius!

Just remember that Bill Shakespeare was ahead of his time too!

I have a Giant Reign x1 2009 it weights just over 40lb with my 2 ply minions big heavy springs as I’m 17 stone use it for Fort Bill and xc when I climb guys go by me but I don’t care as I’m doing what I love riding my bike it’s not a race it’s a day away from all the shit that happens every other day.

Stug45. You are Surf Matt and I claim a thoroughly awesome £5.

OP is surf-mat and I claim my five pounds.

Coyote, it’s already been claimed

I’m even radder! NO one passes me on my raighley grifter with 20 litres
of stella on my back! And im well fitter as i’m a synchronised swimmer on friday nights!!! NOW GROW UP YOU BUNCH OF P@SS TA@KERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Wikipedia

Narcissism is the personality trait of egotism, vanity, conceit, or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others.
The name “narcissism” was coined by Freud after Narcissus who in Greek myth was a pathologically self-absorbed young man who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool.
Some experts believe a disproportionate number of pathological narcissists are at work in the most influential reaches of society such as medicine, finance, politics and more recently mountain biking.[5]

I have a Giant Reign x1 2009 it weights just over 40lb with my 2 ply minions big heavy springs as I’m 17 stone use it for Fort Bill and xc when I climb guys go by me but I don’t care as I’m doing what I love riding my bike it’s not a race it’s a day away from all the #### that happens every other day.

I must be fitter than all of you, as i just read that “sentence” without breathing!

Gutted that I will never be as boom frikking gnarly as OP. I’m selling all my bikes. Now.

no no no you are all wrong

stug is team McCoy rider Jason McCoy.(do a search if you dont remember him! classic thread of all time)

The orange boiler suited full faced helmet xc racer….I claim my £5

Noooooooo, carl, you mean Richie McCoy . . . not to be confused with the late great Jason McRoy. Wash your mouth out with soap please 🙁

didn’t a whole race/event pack up leave before he finished?

could be ritchie I’m fairly 3 sheets to the wind..soz
tazzy yes, very delusional and very funny!!
do i still get my £5..?

😆

There you go!

Stug45 I thank you for making an already great day awesome/hilarious! 😆

I’m getting my penis measured tomorrow. Ill be back on next year when they’ve finished. Expect bupa to have no staff as they’ll all be assisting in holding the member in their arms.

Bumping the awesomeness for making my Monday morning!

I’m 17 stone, rode all throughout the winter on a distinctly average bike, smoking copius amounts of weed and never passing by a pub without stopping in for 1 or 2 pints of the black stuff. Oh and on occassion I also get passed by people walking uphill, my mindset is that if some passes me they are trying too hard and should take a smoke of a joint, with this approach i find even the easiest downhill becomes extremely interesting, how awesome am I? 😀

Sometimes I think I ought to start going to trail centres just for the opportunity to meet people like Stug45.

W2 + Skyline for 45 miles?

Did Mr Awesome take a short cut?

Up whites climb. Over and down the wall. Down the first descent of whites up the fireroad past the end of the black. All of skyline including descent. Handy Andy being closed at the time.

GPS with a Nokia. Quoted 45 according to it. Trace looked right from the map view.

Btw I’ve decided you’re all ****.

So much awesomeness and you drive a Honda Jazz?

Or is that your mums?

W a n k e r s

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Jazz has space for 3 bikes and riders. Most reliable car. Economical. Quality. Doesn’t attract attention. From obvious wasters like you.

That blog 😯 Please tell me it’s a joke and not someone being serious.

BWD post of the year. Awesome.

Btw I’ve decided you’re all ****.

sure we’re all looking forward to you skooshing the olympics next year, complete with bob trailer and keg of lager just to give the other competitors a chance! 😀

i wish i could take myself that seriously 😀

Kuco – Member

That blog Please tell me it’s a joke and not someone being serious.

Who, Team McCoy?