doh! wonky sideburns

I shaved on Sunday night, late on and sleepily. It’s taken me ’til now to notice my right sideburn is half an inch shorter than the left.

if I put my head slightly wonky it’s harder to spot but still, I’m sure folks have noticed…

any tales of woe to make me feel better?

It could be worse, your ears could be at different ‘heights’ like mine. That’s a lifetime problem right there, yours is merely transient. 🙂

trim the longer one to the shorter one’s length

*smarter than the average bear*

but if it makes you feel better instead of shaving whole eyebrows off when people fell asleep drunk, we’d shave the left half of both eyebrows so the person looked like they were looking away from you constantly 😈

I’m in a meeting Phil. No shaver here…..

Have you got a biro handy?

I’m blond