Ditching the Missus!!!

I know the title seems harsh but has anyone got any experience of ditching the other half.
Me and the current girlfriend have been together for about 18 months and we both want different things. She wants kids and I’m not interested as I already have 2 boys who are aged 11 and 12.
We`ve had the discussion and both fully understand that the future doesn’t look bright. Are we both just to scared to end it and holding onto false hope?
HELP!!!!!!

here’s the manual.

Just send her the link to this thread.

Then go and join the French Foreign Legion, to….. erm….. what was it again?

You just slip out the back, Jack

If you want different things and are unable to reach a compromise, it suggests that you don’t have much of a future. Sorry.

Just send her the link to this thread

Binners sort of has it. You can’t ditch her you have to make her ditch you. Everyone knows that. Does she have a sister you can send an inappropriate picture to?

Make a new plan Stan

Just get on the bus, Gus.

You don’t need to discuss much.

You don’t need to be coy, Roy

Tell her you prefer goolies, Mooly.

Wait ’til it’s blowing a hoolie, Mooly.

[darn]

It’s not you, it’s me….

“Stand up all those ladies with a partner…not so fast, missus”.

I’ve been there a twice, not a pleasant thing to go through at all but I’ve not looked back since.

Hoof her in the slats, stan.

That must be in the live CD….

Make a new plan Sleep with a man, Stan

Tell her you prefer goolies, Mooly.

No need to do it so cruelly.

It’s not you, it’s me….

It’s not me, it’s you…

End it like a man…

…Just stop calling.

Slip it in her sister, Mister.

Onzadog – Member

End it like a man…

…Just stop calling.

Yeah Ghost her, that’s a good one.

…and her Mum, Chum

Bury her under the shed, Fred..

Just take a bus out of town…

As with so many situations in life, you just have to ask yourself…. what would Phil Collins do?[/url]

Grow some cojones, Gomez. T’aint right? Take flight, Dwight. Tell her straight, m8.

Text, Tex

what would Phil Collins do?

Organise a come back tour and a re-release a Greatest Hits album?

Have another kid, Sid.

Used to go to school with Phil Collins’ nephew… he was called Phil Collins.

Couldn’t drum for toffee but always won best fancy dress.

Date her mate Julie, Mooly

Get yourself on Tinder, Govinder.

Find a new one on Grindr, Minder

Was in a similar situation 18 months ago. Had been seeing my ex for 4years and living together for one. She wanted to spend weekend having cocktails with the girls on a Friday, then spend the rest of weekend in pj’s. I wanted to go sailing/cycling/camping/climbing/surfing/touring – generally getting out of town for the weekend and having mini adventures and enjoying whisky on mountain tops & anchorages…

As we both realised we were going in different directions, the break up was very amicable – she continued popping over for dinner now & again etc.

I’ve since upgraded to someone who has a more voracious appetite for doing stuff with her weekends than me and far more compatable life ambitions. We’ve been going out for nearly a year now, best decision eva! (Also the couple of months on Tinder was great fun too, if you know whatbi mean!)

Don’t treat her cruelly, Mooly.

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Also the couple of months on Tinder was great fun too, if you know whatbi mean!)

playing both sides of the field to increase your odds eh.

**** her dad, Brad.

Start peeing in the sink, but leave the door open to see

Have a vasectomy, tommy

if you know whatbi mean!

you really did go in a different direction there then!