Crisps – A rant

All I want is a bag of cheese and onion or salt and vinegar. What has our office vending machine got to offer?

NikNaks – Deep fried dog ear wax
Wheat Crunchies – Grilled penne pasta dusted with a crumbles Oxo cube
McCoys in the following flavours, BBQ horse, Old Man’s Slipper and Thai Lady Boy.

I JUST WANT NORMAL CRISPS!

Oooooh Laaa de daaa check out Mr Fancy Pants with his vending machine.

BBQ horse

taste just like Tesco burgers I expect.

Fan of Seabrooks Ready Salted myself, or those posher brands with a blue bag, sea salt and balsamic vinegar…

OI!!! Don’t be dissing Wheat Crunchies! Unless they’re the bacon ones. In which case bleeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuurgghh!!!!

Can you get me a packet of Thai Lady Boy flavour please Harry? I’m intrigued.

I remember the days of high quality rants…

technically, the first two you list are not crisps

My rant regarding crisps is Walkers multipacks

When you buy a single bag the crisps are reasonably strongly flavored

when you buy a multipack of the same flavour they taste p*ss weak and of nothing

If i buy multipack of a product I WANT IT TO BE THE SAME!!!!!

Harry_the_Spider – Member
All I want is a bag of cheese and onion or salt and vinegar.

Bring your own?

Thai Lady Boy

there’s only a relatively small number of people who have a basis for comparison with that flavour?

i want scampi fries…….and a box of tissues. 😈

At last a decent rant.
I’d have gone for the NikNaks.
RM.

nurses knickers niknaks.

Ah just what’s needed for a Friday a crisp rant.

My particular beef (not the flavour)is with Asda Hog Roast, to which sadly I am addicted but mad as hell that they contain generally 6, but no more than 12 crisp items per pack, which means, one pack is never enough, this in turn feeds my addiction.

Other favourite flavours from the past

Brannigans Beef & Mustrad

Tyrells Thai Sweet Chilli

and recent up and coming delight..

Tyrells *something and cranberry

*Can’t remember exactly, only stumbled across them food shopping in Dobbies the Garden centre, no don’t ask, there is no logic in a female lead crisp acquisition trip.

Starving, went for McCoy’s Sizzlin’ Mongoose. Mistake. Should have gone for Thai Lady Boy.

“Someone called?”

Can you get me a packet of Thai Lady Boy flavour please Harry? I’m intrigued.

sort of salty cheese?

Harry – I’ve just had a packet of Walkers Deep Ridge Cheese and Onion on your behalf. They were lovely

and Thai Lady Boy.

I’ve got to ask, how do you know?

That is what it says on the packet.

The taste is best described as a fusion of king prawn, cheese and onion, cigar smoke and German school teacher.

Sum yung gai?

All I want is a proper illiterate rant about the Post Office or Delivery Ninjas using laser weapons.
A Quality rant with no facts checked and no logic apllied.
Preferably with YouTube videos.

and What has this thread got to offer?

Bloody crisp flavours !

Bring back the good old days.

I just want a proper rant !!

CaptainFlashheart – Member
Sum yung gai?

Familiar with that flavour are we Cap’n?

6/10 for nealglover.

Err easy, nik naks

Don’t wanna know what granddads slipper is like though lol

I love Nik Naks. They remind me to watch stuff by Bill Plypmton

nealglover – Member
and What has this thread got to offer?

Bloody crisp flavours !

Dude, adjust your priorities,

Crisps are the third most important thing in life after riding, which goes…

Ride: Beer: Crisps: in that order.

The fact your local consistently fails to order your favourite flavour despite constant reminders is a major trauma in one’s life, this thread could develop suggestions as to what to do with a local pub that signally fails to satisfy it’s riding population in the crisp department despite frequent warnings.

I can only live in hope.

XL cheese crisps in our mechanical food dispenser…. 😆
A must have to get through a night shift 😆

Just finished a pack of Worcester Sauce French Fries, and they were absolutely delightful.

Back on the Multipack thing – not only do the flavours seem much weaker but why are the bags smaller as well????

it’s just not right. If I want a bag of crisps I want a proper size, not a fun size.

Grrrr………

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Not really a rant, more a minor annoyance. Why do so many meaty crisp flavours repeat on you for the rest of the day?

Walkers Roast Chicken are the worst. If I wanted my mouth to taste like I’d had a garlic curry for the rest of the day I’d have gone out for a curry.

Walkers Roast Chicken are the worst. If I wanted my mouth to taste like I’d had a garlic curry for the rest of the day I’d have gone out for a curry.

Dude, adjust your priorities,

Crisps are the third most important thing in life after riding, which goes…

You have clearly never been assaulted by a Parcel Delivering Ninja with a laser death ray.

Or been forced by An Evil Megalomaniac Monopoly to pay an outrageous £0.60 to have letter delivered the next morning 300 miles away.

That makes some people crrrrrrrraaaaazy !